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Ruby J. Wendell

I ain't got time to bleed.

About Me

You can message me here too-- My Website: RubyJWendell..

My Interests

Building a robotic man to pleasure me 24/7

I'd like to meet:

life partners in crime. and this guy:

Music:

tegan and sara. weezer. the smiths. metric. phoenix. talking heads. my brother.

Movies:

Diary of a Mad Housewife. All About Eve. Tootsie. Grizzly Man. Buffalo 66. You Can Count On Me. The Apartment. True Romance... and pretty much anything by John Hughes. THE MOTHER OF INVENTION.

Television:

"You Know What I Mean... with Ruby J. Wendell" My Public Access show. The British Office.Listen for my voice:

Books:

The Great, Peter McWilliams. Jonathan Tropper;everything. Dry. Prep. Real Ultimate Power- the official ninja book. Charles Bukowski. DAVY ROTHBART, you are amazing.

Heroes:

Jack Lemmon.

My Blog

For Your Calendars!

I just wanted to let you know that the movie that I am in and that my brother wrote and co-directed called, The Mother of Invention is having a screening at 12:30PM on Saturday, November 8th at the Ne...
Posted by Ruby J. Wendell on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 10:04:00 PST

VIC-TORIOUS

life. oh fucking life. paul newman is gone. he was pure CLASS with a period. CLASS. a greek god. all throughout acting school, my dream was to be in a film with paul. work with paul. than the dream sh...
Posted by Ruby J. Wendell on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 03:06:00 PST

i miss you all the time.

I went into thestreets last night, and I found a prostitute with physical attributes similar to yours,and I anointed the whore with your cologne, and I made love at it in the dark. to this, thelowest ...
Posted by Ruby J. Wendell on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 04:11:00 PST

5.4

Woman buried alive by wall of trinkets. She tried to scream but an old bob's big boy doll fell in her mouth.
Posted by Ruby J. Wendell on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 04:56:00 PST

Workaday

Hey I recently did a short film with Craig Anton(Phil of the Future, The Office, Dragon Wars)... My brother wrote and directed it!CLICK HERE!It’s the first one called "Workaday"...Watch it!Love ...
Posted by Ruby J. Wendell on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 04:59:00 PST

Funny In Bed

Hey Y'all, I did this show called "Funny in Bed" with Cara Jedell. She interviews comics on her bed. We did a play off the Tom Cruise Scientology Video. We talked about how great Netflix is like Tom C...
Posted by Ruby J. Wendell on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 04:26:00 PST

were spanning time. spanning time.

I am bringing back a new phrase.When I am planning on leaving somewhere I will be saying; "I'm gonna jam."It goes with everything I am and want to be. I am so glad to have it. You know the feeling whe...
Posted by Ruby J. Wendell on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 03:43:00 PST

newsies.

hey y'all. we didn't win the music video contest. the card trick one did. ah well. but... you can now watch me in this funny thing called "LAKE CHARLES LAKE" on super deluxe.com. it's really funny and...
Posted by Ruby J. Wendell on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 02:36:00 PST

I’m Sorry.

The band Dashboard Confessional is having this contest. Make a music video. Send it to them and they may make it their official video and put it on MTV and give you a sack of money. My brother made on...
Posted by Ruby J. Wendell on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 04:35:00 PST

Reality Show Love

Dear Tiffany, I loved you on Rock of Love. You were so real. So yourself. That is the way I wish to be. How is your daughter?Did you guys have a party to watch the show?I love the show more than most ...
Posted by Ruby J. Wendell on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 12:29:00 PST