WHAT IM ABOUT |
I wear my shirt on backwards; my pants are inside out.If U think this is weird then U don't know what I'm about!In the world of the insane where one is as crazy as can beHere appears the craziest ye...
Posted by GEORGE W HUDSON on Thu, 01 May 2008 02:17:00 PST |
U CAN’T GET THERE FROM HERE |
I wanted to get to Boston so that I could have a cup o' tea.I went up to a gentleman who was a stranger to me.I asked him for directions. He replied with good cheer:U want to go to Boston?...
Posted by GEORGE W HUDSON on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 12:03:00 PST |
MY MOUSTACHE |
There is a relationship as important as your A B C:It is the relationship between my moustache & me.A moustache is great, it feels so nice there ____Without it my upper lip would feel naked & ...
Posted by GEORGE W HUDSON on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 07:10:00 PST |
IN FLEW ENZA |
I left the window open & in flew Enza, I am sorry to report;& now I can't get rid of her, to what should I resort?I asked this question of my doctor, when I saw him the other day.& now I s...
Posted by GEORGE W HUDSON on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 07:23:00 PST |
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN |
A few weeks ago, I went to the clinic for some tests. Today, I returned for the results.I have osteoporis which is a potentially crippling disease characterized by low bone mass & deterioration o...
Posted by GEORGE W HUDSON on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:21:00 PST |
INSIDE OUT |
I have my pants on inside out, am I going crazy?No! I have my pants on inside out just ’cause I’m plain lazy!&, in case U realy want to know: I am already crazy!© 2008 GEORGE W H...
Posted by GEORGE W HUDSON on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:39:00 PST |
the Blue Leprechaun |
O’Malley & O’Grady & McLaughlin too ---They saw a leprechaun all dressed in blue.’This is the strangest sight,’ they said, ’that we have ever seen.We ...
Posted by GEORGE W HUDSON on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 04:39:00 PST |
I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT |
There are twenty thousand leagues under the sea,& thirty thousand more on top.I don’t know what the hell I’m talking about,So, will someone please make me stop?Kangaroos are not found ...
Posted by GEORGE W HUDSON on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 03:25:00 PST |
BACK IN NONSENSELAND |
I open my eyes; it's been a short snooze;
It would have been longer but I never drink booze;
I glance out the window what do we have here?
Two cases full of singing root beer!
A mosquito buzzes by,...
Posted by GEORGE W HUDSON on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 01:17:00 PST |
FULL OF SHIT |
For years now, people have been telling me that I'm full of shit;But, for the first tyme, someone now wants me to give them some of it!*I know U have a lot & some of it U can spare,* she said;But,...
Posted by GEORGE W HUDSON on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 06:57:00 PST |
