Sound of Mind |
Its not enough to be intelligent. You must sound intelligent. Otherwise people who dont know you might think youre not smart, and theyll treat you like a minority&a dirty, filthy minority. There...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Apr 2009 01:13:00 GMT |
Aisles of the Damned |
Marriage is a Christian concept designed to make women into property! Hey, Angry-Vegan-Lesbian, good for you for saying words out loud! Two things though: One, thats not really true; and two, we ...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Feb 2009 22:44:00 GMT |
Wont Someone Just Stop Thinking About the Children? Part II |
As a matter of evolution, we love our children in order to perpetuate the species. If we didnt love our children, we would eat them (you think you wouldnt, but you would children are delicious, s...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 13:24:00 GMT |
Won't someone stop thinking of the children?!! |
I just love children! This declaration is always creepy. Theres the first level of creepy, which is the Michael-Jackson-Octuplets-lady-creepiness, where affection for children has moved into the ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 11:01:00 GMT |
Suckle on this Tit! |
Just before President Eisenhower left office, he warned of the "Military Industrial Complex." Let's be clear, Ike used to be a five-star general. That's like the guy who owns the deli, whispering to...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Dec 2008 13:41:00 GMT |
Birth of a Nation |
Unfortunately, as children, we tease, if not torment the kid who is different. Usually it is the fat kid or the weird kid (the fat kid often becomes the weird kid as a result of constant teasing, whic...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 16:18:00 GMT |
Give That Man A Mic |
Give That Man A MicCharles Eugene "Pat" Boone was a famous singer in the 1950's and 60's. We all remember him, right? Parents liked him, which is always a good sign of profound and lasting relevance...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 01:45:00 GMT |
Great Expectations |
Mother Yasumura was fond of saying, "Cleaning is a thing only noticed when not done." Ironically, her last act on this earth was shitting the bed. And yes, we noticed it. Mother Yasumura was so ke...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 01:13:00 GMT |
Holiday Road |
Unless you're a Welsh coal miner or Jesus or something, you take vacations. You should. We all should. Homeless people should take vacations. As with many things, the Europeans have got us beat on...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 17:02:00 GMT |
Talk The Talk |
If you ever hear someone speaking in jargon, you be sure to listen, because that person clearly knows something worth knowing. Jargon is language specific to a subculture, and is automatically cool. ...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 02:17:00 GMT |
