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Jasper Redd

You wouldn't understand if you stood under it.

About Me

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My Interests

stand up comedy, funny ideas, music, metaphysics, hats that fit my big head, solitude, architecture by frank lloyd wright, sipping that lean, negro history, real talk, avoiding the police, free stuff, the leisure arts, california sunshine, kush, barbeques, chic-fil-a, fruit scented shampoo, disappearing, bad open mics, the bay area, human rights, equality, boogalooin' that monkey off, grocery shopping, coitus reservatus, scenic routes, keeping my hand around a hundred dollar bill, comfortable futons, regular folk, seafood platters, mature non-alcoholic females, people who don't take themselves too seriously, text messages, remembering stuff, my slum chums, stealth movement, cocoa butter, sweet tea and exotic lemonades, underdogs, shades of grey, push ups, maps, fireworks, slanguage, working smarter than harder, the family Redd, hoodies, traveling lite, tecmo bowl, jumble, ala modes, discounted merchandise, camoflauge boxers, being disturbingly quiet, big tips, staying sucka free, punctuality, fadeaway jumpers, old sayings and proverbs, karma, applying common sense, self defense, board games, dictionaries, complimenting good work, not letting negatives bring me down, breakfast, lunch, dinner, walking, classics, the story of the tortoise and the hare, taking showers, rebuking the devil, football season, sushi, not spreading myself thin, aisle seats, exits, the consensual sensual, cutting off the fat, growing a beard (ain't gonna happen though), unedited versions, good storytellers, peanut butter, slap techniques, not going backwards, piracy, the gotta lotta cheese award, bobbin' and weavin', luck, having a good laff, little kids that cuss, anthropology, archeaology, cobb salads, triple word scores in scrabble

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

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Movies:

Last Movie(s) I Watched: Bastards Of the Party (doc), Black Snake Moan, I Think I Love My Wife, Killer Of Sheep, Sicko, Talk To Me, American Gangster, No Country For Old Men

Television:

Rob and Big (MTV), Football, Assume The Position (HBO), Curb (HBO), Boondocks (Adult Swim)

Books:

Wild Seed & Mind of My Mind by Octavia E. Butler

Heroes:

Those who tell the truth.

My Blog

Ignoramus

Ignorance is bliss. Man whoever coined that phrase was a wise muhfucka.That's honestly why i love ignorant rap songs man. I vicariously live out my wildness most ignorant fantasies through a rappers ...
Posted by Jasper Redd on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 04:44:00 PST

Vapors Magazine

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Posted by Jasper Redd on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 04:44:00 PST

1993 - 2000 B.C. (Before Comedy)

Before I ever wanted to be a comedian, I wanted to be a rapper. And this is how it all started...and how it all ended.1993My freshman year at South Doyle High. I meet and befriend fellow freshman, Je...
Posted by Jasper Redd on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 04:27:00 PST

Plight of the Quiet Man

This weekend I realized I'm part of a minority group that often gets overlooked around the world...quiet folk. Our story has yet to be told (mostly because we're quiet).It's tuff being a quiet person...
Posted by Jasper Redd on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 12:43:00 PST

My Favorite Female Singers

(in no particular order)Lauryn HillI don't know what's going on with her career right now, but buddy...talk about someone born to sing...! Straight goddess sound. Like fo'rilla my gorilla, Lauryn Hill...
Posted by Jasper Redd on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 03:23:00 PST

Sleep Tips by Jasper

Aight, numero uno, relax before retiring. Take some time and shit for a pre-sleep ritual to break the connection between stress and bedtime. Try listening to a CD, reading, meditating, light stre...
Posted by Jasper Redd on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 12:33:00 PST

Paul Mooney Interview on Foxxhole (Sirius) 10-12-07

This is 1hr/16mins in length.Paul Mooney is interviewed in the first 30mins. http://www.zshare.net/audio/4191125a3b0169/
Posted by Jasper Redd on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 04:02:00 PST

Get In Where You Fit In

I've been doing stand up for close to five years now (vet) and I know two comedy scenes;San Francisco and Los Angeles. I spent two and a half years on the SF scene. Just put in two years in LA. And of...
Posted by Jasper Redd on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 10:05:00 PST

I Bone White Girls in The Twilight

This blog is in response to the whole Michael Vick thing that's going on right now.Let me first start by saying I don't care either way rather Mike Vick is innocent or guilty. AKA I'm not a Falcons f...
Posted by Jasper Redd on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 03:18:00 PST

Home On The Range

Yo it's your boy Young Redd coming at'cha live from the 8-6-5, otherwise known as Knoxville, Tennessee otherwise known as home. That's right for the past two weeks Ol' Reddfeather has been coldchilli...
Posted by Jasper Redd on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 06:22:00 PST