justin

what's happenin? I guess I'm a little bit eccentric but with out all the money. My favorite band is ween so that proves I'm kind of wierd. I'm a pretty well known stand up comedian around San Francisco. You've heard of me "The Scalesman"? No? I guess that's why they call it the underground. I made up that nickname because people used to make fun of my last name "Scales" So instead of changing it for show business I wanted to just modify it and make it cool. I even tattoed it on my chest. I have a bunch of tattooes. I grew up in a tee-pee in Santa Barbara. People used to make fun of my Mom calling her the goat lady cause she had a sheep on a leash she used to cruise around isla vista with. I'd get in fights all the time like "Hey that's my mom bitch and its a sheep her names lucy" ok what about you?