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Maronzio Vance

I don’t ask people without arms to point me in the right direction.

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My Interests

"I LIVE FOR A LIVING"

I love music, movies, writing, history, comic books, basketball, video games, reading, bowling, swimming, gymnastics. A new found love for hiking through grocery stores. Arm wrestling vending machines on the weekends. Reading peoples' minds. Cooking things, then eating them. I love time travel. Shit load of other stuff, but who has time to read it all. Wanna know I suggest you just ask.

I'd like to meet:

People who are fans of Comedy, Comic Books, Cartoons, Condoms, Clothes... ok I had theme going with things that start with the letter C. People who want to laugh, be opened, enjoy life. The Pink Panther, Slimmer from Ghostbusters, Beetlejuice, and a few other people that don't exist.

Music:

I love music period.

Movies:

Batman Begins, Beetlejuice, Braveheart, Goodfellas, Seven, Godfather I&II, Snatch, Crimson Tide, Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, Wedding Crashers, The Ring, Indiana Jones Series, Comedian, Wyatt Earp, Unforgiven, Sin City, Trading Places. Malcolm X, Fletch, Midnight Run, Rainman.

Television:

Cartoons-Family Guy, The Simpsons, Adult Swim, Flintstones, Tom & Jerry, Batman, Anything old school on Cartoon network pretty much. King of the Hill, Seinfeld, 3rd Rock from the Sun, CSI, X-Files, The Wire, Sopranos, Golden Girls(yeah I said it) Sanford and Son, Pink Panther Cartoons, The Fintstones, Jetsons, Futurama, Tom and Jerry, Chappelle Show, Arrested Development, Lost, Everybody loves Raymond.

Books:

Anything, I have to feed my brain....

Heroes:



My Blog

Cleveland I came, I saw and will still leave a black comic...

Comedy is like dating a girl that you have to constantly prove each and everyday that you love her. Every performance you have to prove that you belong. I haven't written much lately due to lack of...
Posted by Maronzio Vance on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 01:37:00 PST

"Opening Act Tour" Misadventures in Miami

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Posted by Maronzio Vance on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 08:42:00 PST

Puffy is Poison

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Posted by Maronzio Vance on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:06:00 PST

I dont know what happened, but Im sorry and ashamed for it.

At day's end this will ultimately end up as a joke in my act, I can feel it as I type this, but none the less I have to get it out of my system. Here we go&..I don't blog or bulletin as much anymore, ...
Posted by Maronzio Vance on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 06:36:00 PST

"Opening Act Tour" On the road in Sacramento,......in Sac-ra-men-to

12-05-09 Let me make is disclaimer now, before the unnecessary feedback starts pouring in and those who think they know it all, begin to know too much. I love comedy.  I love what it is that I do...
Posted by Maronzio Vance on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 07:55:00 PST

I have a hook shot, it’s simple as that.

Sunday, July 23, 2006  Just For Laughs 2006: SATURDAY (FINAL) It was an historic win! The Industry beat the Artists-- the first such win by the Industry types in the history of the Artist vs. I...
Posted by Maronzio Vance on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 11:48:00 PST

If you are a black person in New York City, whatever you do please dont reach....

..:namespace prefix = w ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:word" />  If you are a black person in New York City, whatever you do please don't reach&.. by Maronzio Vance If you are black or...
Posted by Maronzio Vance on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 10:34:00 PST

A Night At The World Famous Apollo Theater for Maronzio Vance

A night at The World Famous Apollo Theater Before you read this, let it be known I ramble in thought.  Some of my blogs and journals are like Spike Lee's early films, a lot is going on in it. So...
Posted by Maronzio Vance on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 10:05:00 PST

"Opening Act Tour" Good Old Richmond, VA

Good old Richmond, VA So my tour or shows rather take me to Richmond, Virginia for the second time.  The first time here so uneventful, I purposely blocked out the entire trip other than my famil...
Posted by Maronzio Vance on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 09:57:00 PST

What is "The Opening Act Tour"?

What is the "The Opening Act Tour", well allow me to explain.... For those who don't and for those who do know I've been touring, more like I've been the opening act for Paul Mooney&nbs...
Posted by Maronzio Vance on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 09:42:00 PST