I'm a modern man,
digital and smoke-free;
a man for the millenium.
A diversified, multi-cultural,
post-modern deconstructionist;
politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect.
I've been uplinked and downloaded,
I've been input and outsourced.
I know the upside of downsizing,
I know the downside of upgrading.
I'm a high-tech low-life.
A cutting-adge, state-of-the-art,
bi-costal multi-tasker,
and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.
I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking,
warm-hearted cool customer;
voice activated and bio-degradable.
I interface with my database;
my database is in hyperspace;
so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive,
and from time to time I'm radioactive.
Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve,
ridin' the wave, dodgin' the bullet,
pushing the envelope.
I'm on point, on task, on message,
and off drugs.
I've got no need for coke and speed;
I've got no urge to binge and purge.
I'm in the moment, on the edge,
over the top, but under the radar.
A raging workaholic, a working ragaholic;
out of rehab and in denial.
I've got a personal trainer,
a personal shopper,
a personal assistant,
and a personal agenda.
You can't shut me up;
you can't dumb me down.
'Cause I'm tireless, and I'm wireless.
I'm an alpha-male on beta-blockers.
I'm a non-believer, I'm an over-achiever;
Laid-back and fashion-forward.
Up-front, down-home;
low-rent, high-maintenance.
I'm super-sized, long-lasting,
high definition, fast-acting,
oven-ready, and built to last.
But I'm feeling, I'm caring,
I'm healing, I'm sharing.
A supportive, bonding, nurturing
primary-care giver.
I like rough sex; I like tough love
I use the f-word in my e-mail.
And the software on my hard drive
is hradcore, no soft porn.
I bought a microwave in a mini-mall.
I bought a mini-van in a megastore.
I eat fast food in the slow lane.
I'm toll free, bite size, ready-to-wear,
and come in all sizes.
A fully equiped, factory authorized,
doctor tested, clinically proven,
scientifically formulated medical miracle.
I've been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated,
pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged,
post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped,
and vacume-packed.
And....I have unlimitied broadband capability
I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal.
Lean and mean.
Cocked, locked, and ready to rock;
rough, tough and hard to bluff.
I take it slow, go with the flow;
I ride the tide, Ive got glide in my stride.
I don't snooze, I don't lose.
I keep the pedal to the metal
and the rubber to the road.
I'm hangin' in, I'm hangin' out,
and I'm hangin' tough.
Over and out...
Your results:
You are Apocalypse
Apocalypse
76%
Dr. Doom
74%
Juggernaut
61%
Magneto
55%
Dark Phoenix
53%
Lex Luthor
53%
The Joker
52%
Venom
52%
Riddler
43%
Catwoman
42%
Kingpin
41%
Green Goblin
37%
Two-Face
37%
Poison Ivy
35%
Mr. Freeze
33%
Mystique
21%
You believe in survival of the fittest and you believe that you are the fittest.
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