hari-kari not cashy washy |
You dont see any homeless people in Tokyo. You could be there 8 days in a row and finally see a homeless guy and theyll be like No man its a 500 hundred year old samurai. He lives in a Castle. Sa...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Oct 2009 09:58:00 GMT |
being an edgy comic in a sensitive city |
The toughest thing about being an edgy comic in San Francisco is half the people that come to shows belong to some marginalized group and theyre there to make sure you dont joke about them in their ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Oct 2009 09:55:00 GMT |
burnigman |
Burning man ended last week. I think burning man is ok but some of the participants act like they invented welding a pirate ship on wheels combined with large amounts of designer drugs. Where were you...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Oct 2009 09:51:00 GMT |
Gavin's douchernatorial bid |
Gavin Newsome is gonna run for governor of California and I think hes gonna win. Hes is a professional actor. I seen him on market street with two photographers. This was around the time he was do...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Oct 2009 09:44:00 GMT |
Pharmacuetical people are a-holes! |
Pharmaceuticals got a few things right: Aspirin, LSD. Believe me LSD does have its place and time; what doesnt have a place and time is putting a kid on riddlin' for being a little bit bouncey. Ridd...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jun 2009 21:41:00 GMT |
Misfits and Outcasts Rule!!! |
Misfits and outcasts Rule! The broken heartedness, the alcoholism. People are at their most beautiful and honest when they're sad, defiant against the happy but stupid conformists. Raging in their ho...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 19:20:00 GMT |
Technology Hates ME!!! |
$Technology hates me. I books can smell confusion and they pounce. This isn't a new thing either. Before laptops I had problems with electric doors and dryers. It all hates me.If you're secretely tapi...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 23:09:00 GMT |
redneck whiggers spotted in San Jose |
As a comedian I do about 2 hell gigs a week. Places you just can't win. Bars where even meth heads won't go. When a bar is about to go out of business, they say as a last ditch effort "Let's try comed...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 01:58:00 GMT |
