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It is I, Matthew M Spivey... Join Me This Summer For Mattsiah Promotions Presents: Comedy Heatwave,

About Me

Click Here, For My Blogs!I am a person that believes that everybody you meet has something to offer. Some people can entertain, some people can incite deep thought in the masses, and some can also make you see yourself in a better light. I would like to think of myself as a bit of all three. I never want to be accused of wasting one's time, because each second of life is another opportunity.I am looking to expand my ventures into offering talented people an opportunity to get that big break. If you are an entertainer, and you are looking for someone to help you find that "one" chance, count me in. If you are the owner or a manager of a venue, and you are looking for a certain type of performer, please look no further.Any serious inquiries can be emailed to [email protected] biggest vices are movies and music. I try to catch at least one movie a week, and even though most of them are crappy attempts at a waste of two hours, there are always a few diamonds in the rough. (See actors listed in people that I would like to meet, for examples). Music, that is another story... I have over 3000 cds in just about every genre of music, and I try to see a broad range of concerts.On August 19th, I met Tim McGraw and Faith Hill... I will never forget that date!*****Breaking News*****My CD collection is over the 3000 CD mark (3001), and I will be aiming for 5000 by Jan. 1th, 2010. As always, I do accept donations...
What's Up With The Mattsiah:
If a tree falls in a forrest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?? hmmm? Far more pressing though: How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
I Have Met:
Hollywood & Comedy Stars: Dude, I Met Salma Hayek!! (3/29/2008), Vince Vaughn, Robert Schimmel, Leah Thompson, Nikki Limosnero, Robert Schimmel, Paul Ogata, Rufio Who, Randal Park, Dr. Ken, Mitch Fatel, Eddie Pence, Claude Stuart, Ralphie May, Will C., Drew Carey, Dat Phan, Bill Devlin, Kyle Cease, Ron Jeremy, Quinn Dahle, Debra Wilson, Jill-Michele Melean, Bridget McManus, Faith Choyce, Shereen Faltas, Alex Nussbaum, Cory Polster, Eddie Ifft, Graham Elwood, Crista Flanagan, Andrew Dice Clay, Jessica Glassberg, Kirk Fox, Jo-Koy, Russell Peters, Greg Proops, Ron White, Alex Reymundo, Shaun Toub, Chris "Kid" Reid, Sandy Danto, Candice Thompson, Mo Mandel, David Isaac, Norm McDonald, Calvin Cyrus, Kevin Shea, Bobby Miyamoto, Jeff Richards, Ben Morrison, Ashley Hamilton, Howard Dover, Chris D'Elia, Carl Kozlowski, Evan Wecksell, John Caparulo, Dane Cook, Charles Fleischer, Brian Sheil, Johnny Sanchez, Mack Linsday, Alex Rocha, Dan Rothenberg, Edwin San Juan, Esau McGraw, Jay Lamont, Skippy Simon, KT Tatara, Iliza Schlesinger, David Collings, Chris Rock, Horatio Sanz, K-Von, Nicole Glaser, Dave Mishevitz, Brad Schecter, Naveed Mahbub, Dov Davidoff, Taylor Williamson, Chris Porter, Carrie Snow, Ian Edwards, Dave Attell, Gulden, Mike Batayeh, Sarah Hyland, Scott Krinsky, Jeff Danis, Argus Hamilton, Joey Diaz, Kevin Rook, Jerry Corley, Lance Patrick, Joseph Mencia, Ty Barnett, Francisco Ramos, Ken Pringle, Ari Shaffir, Freddy Lockhart, Elham, Angelo Tsarouchas, Yoshi, Phil Varone, Edwin San Juan, Whitney Cummings, Marc Maron, Johnny Carnevale, Darren Carter, Ron Lewis, Nader, Ken Pringle, Matt Walker, Dinah Leffert, Mike Muratore, Maz Jobrani, Mike Young, Jeffrey Ross, Ara Basil, Joey Rockenstein, Rick Ingraham, Matt Bragg, Ian Bagg, Jon Mumma, Nick Thune, Maurice Love, Shawn Pelofsky, Owen Benjamin, Dan Anic, Don Barris, Eleanor J. Kerrigan, Adam Barnhardt, Danny Vermont, Cynthia Levin, Nick Swardson, Tony Rock, Cindy Cornelson, Tim Joyce, Matt Taylor, Courtney Ca, Randy Johnson (Not the baseball player!), Jen Wilkinson, Aries Spears, Rick Ramos, BJ Bales, Sergio Love, Justin Wade, Nick Youssef, Clint Pickens, Jill Bryan, Bryan Callen, Duncan Trussell, Sebastian Maniscalco, Aron Kader, Sam Tripoli, Steve Byrne, Louie Anderson, Steve Rannazzisi, Peter The Persian, Eddie Griffin, Julia Lillis, Donal Logue, Sardia Marley, Ahmed Ahmed, Jay London, Bob Wheeler, Darwin Hines, Bobby Lee, Al Madrigal, Jay Davis, Noel Elgrably, Pauly Shore, Joe Rogan, Steve aka "Short Bus", Steve Simeone, Steve Trevino, Bret Ernst, Josh Nasar, Jeremy Hotz, Mark Ellis, Sheldon Anderson, Eugene Kim, Jerome Cleary, Max Amini, Jason Lucas, Gene Pompa, Jack Mayberry, Matthew Ralston, Josh Duhamel, Thomas F. Wilson (I met him on 2/4), Jerry Ferrara (Turtle From Entourage), Quentin Tarantino, Wayne Brady, Ed Begley Jr, Harold Sylvester, Carlos Mencia, Don Adams, Allen Covert, Dakota Fanning, Gordon Jump, Michael Jr, Frazer Smith, Gary Anthony Williams (Stevie's dad from Malcolm In The Middle), Jeff Bridges, Gallagher, Danny Bonaduce, Mario Lopez, Jon Favreau, Lucy Liu, Tracy Nelson, William R. Moses, Tony Dow, Ken Osmond, Clayton Moore, Charlie Schlatter, Zeus "Tiny" Lister, Cuba Gooding Jr, Richard Dreyfuss, Melissa Gilbert, Sara Gilbert, Joey Lawrence, Matthew Lawrence, Wesley Snipes, Damon/Keenan/Shawn/Marlon Wayans, Tommy Davidson, David Allen Grier, David Leisure (Joe Isuzu), Chris Kattan, Jeremy Miller, Sinbad, Danny Ponce, Tiffani Amber-Thiessen, Alyssa Milano, Jennie Garth, Wink Martindale, Jim Rome, Cheech Marin, Bob Newhart, Ted Lange, Martin Landau, Jon Voight, Willie Ames, and...
Sports Stars: Vin Scully, Mike Piazza, Tommy Lasorda, Kit Cope, Eric Davis, Nomar Garciaparra, Eric Gagne, Ron Cey, Eddie Murray, Grady Little, Bobby Castillo, Kenny Lofton, Russell Martin, Steve Trachsel, Steve Garvey, Fernando Valenzuela, Jeff Weaver, Milton Bradley, Trenidad Hubbard, Jose Canseco, Juan Castro, Chad Fonville, Reggie Smith, Jerry Royster, Ken Howell, Steve Yeager, Kelly Wunsch, Jeff Duncan, James Loney, Oscar Robles, Tommy Davis, Wes Parker, Harmon Killebrew, Frank McCourt, Shelton Davis, Wayne Gretzky, Magic Johnson, Wilt Chamberlain, John Salley, Bill Walton, Jerry West, Chuck Daly, Larry Csonka, Mike Adamle, George Blanda, Mike Ditka, Eric Dickerson, and...
Music Stars: Shane Murphy, Tim McGraw!!!, Faith Hill!!!, Megan Mullins, Cross Canadian Ragweed, Jordyn Taylor, Emerson Drive, Jeff Bates, Josh Turner, Billy Currington, Keith Urban, Tim Rushlow, Rushlow, Yankee Grey, Craig Morgan, Trace Adkins, Cledus T Judd, Eddie Van Halen, Mana, Jani Lane, India Arie, Nelson, Stevie Wonder, George Canyon, Carolyn Dawn Johnson, Billy Idol, Ice Cube, Ice-T, Won-G, and...
Met, But Not Impressed By:
Samuel L Jackson (killer jerk!), David Carradine, Erik Estrada, and Leah Remini
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My Interests

Go Dodgers!!! 2008 is a brand new year...Dodgers For Life!!!

Random Thoughts Zone:

If a tree falls in a forrest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?? hmmm? Far more pressing though: Will Hollywood keep making crappy shows, if 3 people keep watching them?? Anytime there is anything good, (10-8, Head Cases, etc.) it is cancelled before it can take off. One exception: The Adam Carolla Project on TLC!
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I'd like to meet:

Toby Keith, Will Ferrell, Michael J. Fox, William H. Macy, Ty Herndon, Nancy Reagan, Rachel Ray, Elizabeth Dole, Bob Dole, Helen Mirren, Marget Thatcher, Jeremy Pivens, Gary Siniese, George Lopez, Adam Sandler, Larry The Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, Jeff Foxworthy, and Ryan Reynolds. Ask me a few years ago, and Ronald Reagan would have been up there too, but unfortunately that won't happen now...Click Here, For My Blogs!I would like to meet comedians or musicians that are looking to become the best that can be. I would also love to meet the owner or the managers of the venues that will provide us with that one big break!Click Here, For My Blogs!The Dodgers are life, everything else is just a game! Go Blue!

Music:

Comedy CD's And Live Shows: Tom Wilson, Michael Jr, Sam Tripoli, George Lopez, Gabriel Iglesias, Dane Cook---- Country, Rock, Rap, or Anything With a Kick Ass Bass Line!..
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Movies:

Back To The Future Triology, and anything that doesn't put me to sleep... Send an email to my phone! "/ "/ Type your message here " style="border: 1px solid #333399; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-top: 2px; width: 200px; background: #FFFFFF"/ " style="border: 1px solid #333399; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-top: 2px; width: 200px; background: #FFFFFF"/

Television:

Will Hollywood keep making crappy shows, if 3 people keep watching them?? Anytime there is anything good, (10-8, Head Cases, etc.) it is canceled before it can take off. Hey Hollyweird... Release Robert Urich's show Vegas on DVD already, damn it!Here's an idea... Forget television, and just support live stand up comedy! Come Out To The Comedy Store, The Improv, and even The Laugh Factory! Check individual clubs for age restrictions, but keep in mind all of Mattsiah Entertainment shows at The M Bar are 15 and older, unless noted!

Books:

Anything by Jonathan Kellerman (Met him too!), Michael Connelly, John Grisham, Vince Flynn, Tom Clancy or any other good crime or political mysteries...
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Heroes:

Ronald Reagan, Tommy Lasorda (Met him three times!), and Vin Scully (I finally met him on 1/28/2006).

My Blog

The Incredible McCain Girl...

You won't like her, when she's angry... ...
Posted by Matthew on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 07:52:00 PST

Put A Little "Zip" Into Your Week...

Top Ten Most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down...by David Letterman10. The cucumber has left the salad.9.Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.8.You need to bring your tra...
Posted by Matthew on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:12:00 PST

Check out this event: The Comedy Heatwave II (Night 1)

Hosted By: Matthew SpiveyWhen: Saturday Jun 28, 2008 at 10:00 PMWhere: M Bar 1253 N Vine StreetLos Angeles, CA 90038United StatesDescription:Matthew Spivey Click Here To View EventThis show has a firs...
Posted by Matthew on Sat, 24 May 2008 12:48:00 PST

Saturday’s Final Line-Up!: A Night Of Comedy... One Year Later!

And, the best part part is... You never know who might happen to be there in the audience!! Don’t miss the comedy event of the year!!Hosted By: Matthew SpiveyWhen: Saturd...
Posted by Matthew on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:56:00 PST

I Did Not Know This...Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

4 THINGS YOU PROBABLY NEVER KNEW YOUR MOBILE PHONE COULD DO There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool f...
Posted by Matthew on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 03:25:00 PST

Divorce Letters... (Funny!)

Divorce Letter...too funny   ..> Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.  I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show f...
Posted by Matthew on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 10:53:00 PST

Check out this event: A Night Of Comedy... One Year Later!

Hosted By: Matthew SpiveyWhen: Saturday Mar 22, 2008 at 6:30 PMWhere: The M Bar1253 N Vine StreetLos Angeles, CA 90038United StatesDescription:Matthew Spivey Click Here To View Event ...
Posted by Matthew on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 07:42:00 PST

Check out this event: A Night Of Comedy... One Year Later!

Hosted By: Matthew SpiveyWhen: Saturday Mar 22, 2008 at 6:30 PMWhere: The M Bar1253 N Vine StreetLos Angeles, CA 90038United StatesDescription:Matthew Spivey Click Here To View Event ...
Posted by Matthew on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 07:21:00 PST

Wow!!

Actual letter of resignation from an employee at Zantex Computers, USA, to her boss, who apparently resigned very soon afterwards! Dear Mr. Baker,As a graduate of an institution of higher education, ...
Posted by Matthew on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:56:00 PST

March 22nd, 2008 - Be There!

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Posted by Matthew on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 02:39:00 PST