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Donnie Knight

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About Me

I am 5' 11'' with brown hair and blue eyes. I have no patience for intolerance and would consider myself a liberal (this word is not synonymous with democrat Mr. Hannity).

I often seek out any interesting and intelligent conversation. I write jokes, screen-plays and cartoons for a budding web company in my spare time. I really do not like computers as much as I used to.

My Interests

Movies, Comedy, Traveling, Sports, Poker, Movies, Tivo, Jet Skis, Intelligent Debate, Politics, Cute Girls, Movies and New Restaurants.

I'd like to meet:

Tall, nice body, college graduates, who love good movies (see my favorites), playing poker, all travel, trying new things (especially new foods) playing video games (occasionally), good TV (see favorites), riding roller coasters (jonesin' for Cedar Point and/or Adventure Island), going to the beach, listening to stand up comedy, going to sporting events, and engaging in smart debates.

Must like Star Wars

Bonus points for: computer literacy, unmarried, liberal ideals, fondness of political humor, no kids, being smarter than I am, and TiVo/dvr of any of my fave TV shows.

Music:

Everything I suppose, but specifically...

Heroes:

My parents are my heroes - how could they not be?

And let's not forget Master Shake:

My Blog

Why We Knew Edwards would Endorse Obama

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Posted by Donnie Knight on Thu, 29 May 2008 10:32:00 PST

Chelsea Clinton Meets with a Soldier

Chelsea Clinton recently discussed current events with a U.S. soldier.She asked if, as an American fighting man, anything scared him.He told her there were only three things he feared:1) Osama2) Obama...
Posted by Donnie Knight on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 04:22:00 PST

Happy Halloween: Apartment Style

"Happy Halloween! Sorry I missed you, please tell my neighbor the password and he will give you a year's worth of candy! Scream this password: If your dog barks again at 3am I will feed your hairy sac...
Posted by Donnie Knight on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 09:21:00 PST

Gone and Forgotten

For nearly two months my MySpace presence has been miniscule. In fact I didn't even login for four weeks straight. Many have expressed concerns and I am here to say&."Shut up!" On a more compassionat...
Posted by Donnie Knight on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 08:50:00 PST

"He was No Billy Graham"

I would truly like to skewer this fat pig as he lies cold in a drawer&but what is the point? To know him is to loath him. Quotes are the only way to sum this poor soul's life up. Sure you can argue th...
Posted by Donnie Knight on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:31:00 PST

Delightfully Busty...Yet Unclothed

For those that know the person to know (me)&I am not into things that are fun: Drugs, Alcohol, Strip clubs, Carbs and Hooters restaurants. In fact, with the exception of carbs, I've never experie...
Posted by Donnie Knight on Sat, 12 May 2007 12:14:00 PST

Former Generals Unite...Hitler Loving Queers?

May 9th, 11 republicans led by Reps. Mark Kirk (R-IL) and Charlie Dent (R-PA), and the meeting included Defense Secretary Robert Gates, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, Karl Rove, and Tony Snow me...
Posted by Donnie Knight on Thu, 10 May 2007 08:42:00 PST

Another Innovation From your Friends At 3M

For those of you not lucky enoughed to be comment spammed by me, 3M has released a new product almost as interesting as "nipple tape" a.k.a J-Lo tape a.k.a. double sided tape. 3M is selling these cut...
Posted by Donnie Knight on Tue, 08 May 2007 01:19:00 PST

Answer the Gawd Damn Question&

It's an even sadder day to align yourself with the Jackass party. I was one of the five or six people that Tivo'd the democratic presidential debate on MSNBC.  As an experienced loser&err&debate ...
Posted by Donnie Knight on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 09:53:00 PST

Democrats Aligned with the Devil

The Democrats hired the Director of Communications for the Recording Industry Association of America, Jenni Engebretsen, as their Deputy CEO of Public Affairs for the Democratic National Convention in...
Posted by Donnie Knight on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 11:15:00 PST