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Pastey Boy

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My Blog

Whats OUT in 2009

During Seattle's most recent ice age I was stuck downtown trying to catch any bus that happened to go by. As I waited I watched the large video screen across the street at the Columbia Outdoor/Sport ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 17:58:00 GMT

When Driving Through Wedgwood Remember: "Shhh... The Animals Are Sleeping!"

As you may know I live in the friendliest, coziest, most sunshinniest neighborhood in all of Seattle, Wedgwood! Here in Wedgwood it's just like the Garden of Eden. You know, with people and ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 16:42:00 GMT

MOMA visit

So, I went to the MOMA (Museum of Modern Art) in NYC (New York City) and one of the exhibits / installation things was a large white room, that you walk into, and the lights turn on and off.....yeah, ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 21:38:00 GMT

Myspace loses one of it's best friends.

I'm sad to say that the real Brent Spiner has decided to leave MySpace (for good?) Brent was best know for his role as the quirky android "Data" on T.V.'s Star Trek: the Next Generation. I hope that h...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 14:05:00 GMT

Myspace: In the face of adversity

Myspace is starting to present me with some new challanges that are forceing me to learn new skills, and start to think "Outside the Box". For instance, I'm finding it very difficult to type and mastu...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 12:22:00 GMT

Ryan Seacrest says what's out in 2007!

Did you know that Ryan Seacrest has like 100 myspace accounts! I just joined myspace recently and have been in Seacrest hog's heaven ever since! I saw on one of  his spaces where Ryan said "...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 12:48:00 GMT

Unused Myspace Quotes: An ongoing list...

As you all know chooseing a Myspace Quote is an art in and of it's self. Here are a few that I have come up with recently as a begining to an ongoing list. Feel free to use them, then let me know how ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 17:10:00 GMT