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Xung Lam

About Me

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What People Are Saying About Me


"He doth make the crowd purple with laughter
'ere the morning sun doth touch a gray dawn"
- William Shakespeare
"Xung Lam is a very efficient comic. By that we mean space efficient. Like, he doesn't take up a lot of space."
- Small Men's Wearhouse
"If you put a clumsy ninja, a skinny panda, that dude from Heroes, and Demetri Martin in a blender, they would all die a horrible bloody death. But, metaphorically, you would come up with Xung Lam."
- Violent Analogies Weekly
"His jokes are like a punch to the gut. And if that fails, he will actually punch you in the gut."
- Martial Arts Comedy Festival
"Brad and Angelina adopted a kid, and now he's doing standup?"
-Ian Bagg *
&nbsp * = actual quote

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who laugh loudly. Or chuckle softly. Or chortle at a medium volume.

My Blog

My New Years Resolutions

-Grow Fu Manchu-Save up for HDTV that is bigger than myself.-If that's too expensive, purchase giant aquarium and pretend it's an HDTV permanently set to the aquatic channel.-When getting a girl's num...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 15:42:00 GMT

My Secret Band Camp Confessions

In high school I was a clarinetist in the marching band, but I didn't really play. I just wiggled my fingers and followed the person in front of me. Sure, I knew how to play. But I sucked at it, and i...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:15:00 GMT

Thanksgiving Comic Strips

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Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 17:33:00 GMT

My Halloween Costume Ideas

- Sexy Nurse- Slutty Schoolgirl- Immodest Nun- Kinky Rocket Scientist- Impractically Dressed Eskimo- Librarian with Leather Fetish- Maid who you hire to clean your house but later makes you confused a...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 16:23:00 GMT

Comcast TV Taping

I did a set for Comcast last Monday at the Comedy Underground. It had to be PG-13, so they will have to edit out the part where I did naked jumping jacks. Besides, that's a bit that works better live....
Posted by on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 15:43:00 GMT