What People Are Saying About Me
"He doth make the crowd purple with laughter
'ere the morning sun doth touch a gray dawn"
- William Shakespeare
"Xung Lam is a very efficient comic. By that we mean space efficient. Like, he doesn't take up a lot of space."
- Small Men's Wearhouse
"If you put a clumsy ninja, a skinny panda, that dude from Heroes, and Demetri Martin in a blender, they would all die a horrible bloody death. But, metaphorically, you would come up with Xung Lam."
- Violent Analogies Weekly
"His jokes are like a punch to the gut. And if that fails, he will actually punch you in the gut."
- Martial Arts Comedy Festival
"Brad and Angelina adopted a kid, and now he's doing standup?"
-Ian Bagg *
  * = actual quote