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tyler

I am here for Friends

About Me

still without a home internet connection. myspace is so last month anyway.

My Interests

attoseconds, zeptoseconds and yoctoseconds...personal cesium clocks.

I'd like to meet:

all of my friends are yippie scum. burn, seattle, burn.

My Blog

the story of the hurricane...

greetings from the gulf coast.  shit is still completely fucked down here.  last night we stayed in buloxi and ate dinner at a totally awesome mexican restaurant in gulf port and, ...
Posted by tyler on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 03:03:00 PST

just a quick note...

if y'all is looking for me in the next couple of weeks, check the dirty south because that's where i'll be.  if you have my phone number feel free to call it and i will tell you all the details o...
Posted by tyler on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 08:28:00 PST

...and pete

here i was thinking i was the only person under 50 listening to dave dee, dozy, beaky, mick and tich, and then quentin tarantino goes and puts a whole spiel about them in his new movie.  me and q...
Posted by tyler on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:43:00 PST

dave dee, dozy, beaky, mick and tich

i can't even fucking stand it.  new favorite band ever.  why can't all music be as totally awesome as dd,d,b,m+t?  that's what i'd like to know.  they have four songs on their webs...
Posted by tyler on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 03:56:00 PST

"unrelenting suicide attacks...

"...claim authority within their engagement space over an enemy whose first consideration is 'force protection.'"i know this article is in the american conservative magaine and that's gonna freak some...
Posted by tyler on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 11:04:00 PST

new yrs res

1.  either watch less or more jeopardy.  the current amount just isn't working out.  that trebek is an arrogant bastard.  it's easy to be high and mighty when you have all the ques...
Posted by tyler on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 04:07:00 PST

turkmenbashi, r.i.p and b.i.h.

man, i am some sort of clairvoyant or possessed by the devil or something.  turkmenistan president--and total wacko--supurmarat a. niyazov died today at 66, a mere four days after i pos...
Posted by tyler on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 10:06:00 PST

nobody writes them like they used to...

dear you, i can't wait for the midterm elections to be over.  honestly.  i can't stand it when everybody thinks things are about to change for the better, and i'm really tired of hearing tha...
Posted by tyler on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 08:46:00 PST

paul vance is dead, long live paul vance!

Stolen from the AP: 'The man who co-wrote the song "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" had the unsettling experience this week of reading his own obituary  the result of an impostor wh...
Posted by tyler on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 05:53:00 PST

NAM

following is a list of the non-aligned movement member states: AfghanistanAlgeriaAngola BahamasBahrainBangladeshBarbadosBelarusBelizeBeninBhutanBoli viaBotswanaBrunei DarussalamBurkina FasoBu...
Posted by tyler on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 10:41:00 PST