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Tori

I don't rap about bitches and hos, I rap about witches and trolls!

About Me

"In the end I was the mean girl..."

If I was 2 inches closer to crazy, my house would be zombie- proof.

My Interests


extremophiles
my cats
murder ballads
inappropriate language
film creation
wikipedia.org
Our pillow fort

I'd like to meet:



"Life should be ecstasy. We need lifestyles of ecstasy and social forms appropriate to whatever ecstasy is available for whoever wants it . . . We need a million children saints adept at high unhexings, technological vaudeville, rhythmic behaviors, hypnotic acrobatics, street trapeze artists, naked circus vibrations—magic politics to exorcise the police state."

-Allen Ginsberg, quoted in "A Revolution Without Enemies," by Anu Bonobo

Music:

  • currently: cocorosie

  • lady sovereign
  • kimya dawson
  • red hunter
  • black bear
  • iron and wine
  • sparklehorse
  • the geraldine fibbers
  • crooks and nannies
  • neutral milk hotel
  • edith piaf
  • the badger king
  • the smiths
  • magnetic fields
  • beirut
  • murder by death
  • white magic
  • peter and the wolf
  • judee sill
  • neko case
  • leonard cohen
  • of montreal


  • Movies:

    current reccomendations: Sunshine

  • Little Children Half Nelson Tsunami: The Aftermath Planet Earth Jesus Camp The Descent Hard Candy

    Always:

    dirty, dirty horrorfests
  • the wild bunch
  • illuminata
  • i'm sure i'm sorry productions
  • overboard

  • Television:

  • any of the internationally celebrated works of Mr. Joss Whedon
  • Books:

    Octavia Butler, Melanie Rawn, Henry Miller, Jonathon Safron-Foer, Donna Tartt, Amy Bloom, Michele Foucault, Edward Rutherford, Leah Hager Cohen, Dorothy Allison, Adrienne Rich, Erica Jong, Arthur Rimbaud

    Heroes:


    My Blog

    The Returnining of the Next Boyfriend

    So you think you're idling your time away, sending useless blog transmissions into the ever-expanding void of the interweb and myspacetopia. nothing of high import is being conveyed, but that niggling...
    Posted by Tori on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 10:56:00 PST

    vegan cookie and cream cupcakes

    for miles's got-a-better-job party. the recipe was taken from "Vegan Cupcakes Take Over the World"....
    Posted by Tori on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 02:54:00 PST

    Garden Harvest

    I finally uploaded some photos of what our magical garden produced this season.. this is only a small, small sampling of what we harvested this year, but it's still heart warming and, to me, impressiv...
    Posted by Tori on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 02:50:00 PST

    the bastardly duo

    the truly amusing thing is that I have yet to receive or learn to play my newest baby (15 chord auto harp), and I am already part of a magical musical monstrosity that will aspire to consist of epic p...
    Posted by Tori on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 12:41:00 PST

    Dear Next Boyfriend,

    Dear Next Boyfriend,I came to a sudden realization last week. I have no time for you. So, pet, I must insist that you desist and cease to exist (har har..oh). Its sad really, but its all for the best....
    Posted by Tori on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 06:03:00 PST

    My New Baby

    okay, so due to a mix up with the ebay seller i bought my autoharp from, I didn't get the 12 chord I posted earlier. INSTEAD, I GOT A 15 CHORD FOR THE SAME PRICE. mwhahahaha. I think fate really wants...
    Posted by Tori on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 04:59:00 PST

    Dear Next Boyfriend

    Dear Next Boyfriend,You're late. You were supposed to meet me here at least a month ago. Lucky for you, I'm easily distracted by Harry Potter books, dnd with special voices, and recording myself singi...
    Posted by Tori on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 12:02:00 PST

    TnT, TnA

    If this weekend proved nothing else, it proved that Tanya and I, with our powers combined, form the ideal mate. And that you really don't have to be Mormon to make.poligmamy.work.for.you! (but that's ...
    Posted by Tori on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 06:04:00 PST

    Dear Next Boyfriend,

    I've decided to throw in the towel, and give up every semblance of ever trying to be in anyway remotely "cool" ever again- although most would argue that I gave up that ghost long ago ("remember whose...
    Posted by Tori on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 03:42:00 PST

    28 Weeks Later

    I saw 28 Weeks Later this weekend. It was mind blowing. Not only one of the best horror movies I've seen in longer than I can remember, but one of the best movies, period, genre notwithstanding. I alm...
    Posted by Tori on Tue, 29 May 2007 03:30:00 PST