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Tanya

What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mysteries?

About Me

A proud sailor aboard the S.S. Awful Shark. Currently manning the crow's nest, transforming it into a visually confusing mess. I'm fluent in a language of my own creation that mainly consists of me saying things like "beep" and "bop" alot in different tones of voice. I make collages! I have huge pink hair that has been the downfall of every bathtub, bathroom sink, and pillow i've used since I accquired it. I love all my housemates more than oxygen. Apparently, according to many a friend, stranger and folk, I look damn good for my age. Oh and i'm vegan again. ..

My Interests

reading, politics, Kurt Russell, drinking, making collages, special effects makeup, avoiding conversations, starting rumors, cheating at cards, stealing horses, daydreaming about being a pirate, daydreaming about being a superhero, daydreaming about daydreaming, and some other stuff that I was sworn to secrecy never to tell

I'd like to meet:

Amy Goodman, Joss Whedon, Max Brooks then I can die

How I made my profile:
I used Dave & Jay's amazing myspace profile editor .

Music:

Explosions in the Sky, Elliot Smith, Bright Eyes,Two Ton Boa, Radiohead, Journey, ACDC, power ballads, The Decemberists, Neko Case, Stars, Mates of State, Lady Sovereign, Sigur Ros, Bob Dylan, Woodie Guthrie, Cheap Trick, The Rapture, The Mars Volta, Kimya Dawson, Nat King Kole, Regina Spektor, Old Crow Medicine Show, A Silver Mount Zion, Black Bear, Nick Drake, Moutain Goats, Two Gallants, Built to Spill, Johnny Cash, Patsy Cline, Missy Elliot, Unwed Sailor, Neutral Milk Hotel, Tchkung!, Billie Holliday, Godspeed! You Black Emperor, The monkees, Frank Sinatra, Band of Horses, The Shins, Outkast, The Streets, Queen, Mirah, Le Tigre, Postal Service, Ritter Cash and Palmer, Smear it Queer it, The Blow, Mogwai, David Bowie, Aqueduct, The Gossip, random 80's, Death Cab for Cutie, and what ever else I can't think of at the moment.

Movies:

Getting Head From the Living Dead, Calling All Whores, Moulin Rouge, Lord of the Rings, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, anything by Wes Anderson, Cannibal the Musical, The Monster Squad, The She-Ra movie, Paradise Lost 1 and 2 (West Memphis Three), Wisconsin Death Trip, The Eyes of Tammy Faye, lots and lots of horror

Television:

The Kids in the Hall, the internationally celebrated works of Joss Whedon, Spaced, House, any series made by HBO especially Carnival, Dead Like Me, anything on Adult Swim, the Dave Chapelle Show, the TNT variety hour, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Arrested Development, Wondershowzen, any documentary involving politics or the afterlife and, of course, Battlestar Galactica

Books:

Battle Royale, Hunter S. Thompson, anything by Chuck Palahunik, lots of Tolkien, The Complete Guide to Monkey Wrenching, Harry Potter, Alice in Wonderland, anything political, "The Big Book of.." series (yeah they're comic books, what?), lots of very depressing non-fiction

Heroes:

Sorry. I have lots of heroes.