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Justin Foster

They say your head can be a prison, then these are just conjugal visits

About Me


Summer Kickoff Party at Sneaky Pete's on Friday, May 30

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Welcome to my corner of myspace.
My name is Justin, I'm a stand up comic from Dallas.
I bring all my equipment on the bus.
Contact me at:
www.justincomic.com
AOL IM: justinfoster1980
YAHOO IM: dfast78

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JUSTIN JOINS PUGS AND KELLY!
Here me on the Pugs and Kelly radio show
Every Monday and Wednesday from 10:30-3:00
On LIVE 105.3 fm or online at pugsandkellylive.com
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NEW VIDEO ON YOUTUBE!
Brand new video of Justin at the Addison Improv
Filmed by Sick Boy Comedy (thanks Taylor, Stephanie, and Shelly!
Screwed and chopped by Matt Milstead at You Edit Video
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JUSTIN GETS FINGER BANG'D... ENJOY....
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WHAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT JUSTIN:
"Justin Foster is the greatest thing to ever happen to comedy" - some guy with a gun to his head.
"He's got Bettie Davis Eyes" - Kim Carnes
"Justin is funnier then watching your whole family burn alive in a horrible car crash" - source unknown
"Stay away from me! I'm serious!!" - his ex-girlfriends
"He make me raugh. Out roud!" - William Hung
"Hotter then a Great White concert!" - city of Rhode Island
"I laughed so hard I quit breathing. Luckily, I had a machine doing it for me!" - John (second hand smoke victim)
"So funny I puked all over myself!" - teenage girl with bulimia
"He's retarded" - Corky from Life Goes On
"I have no son" - his parents

My Interests

Watching and performing stand up comedy; playing my drums (loudly); traveling; being on the radio (Pugs and Kelly Rock!); taking the time to sign autographs for my fans; going to concerts; reading books; flirting with pretty girls; the Daily Grind; designing art for my graphics company; Carrabba's; working out; listening to my i-pod; movies; dancing (badly) at bars; laying out by the pool at the Ranch; Grand Theft Auto 4; Boomerang from Cartoon Network, 2 girls & one cup; my friends & my family; psychology; and your mother...

I'd like to meet:

JUSTIN FOSTER SHIRTS: $15.00


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My Summer Calendar so far:

May 14th - Ryan (my brother) rehearsal dinner
May 16th - Ryan's bachelor party
May 17th - Ryan's Wedding Day!!
May 18th - Radiohead @ Smirnoff Music Center
May 24th - Pool Party/Cookout @ Austin Ranch
June 1st - Lake Texhoma
June 29th - Stone Temple Pilots w/ Black Francis @ Nokia Theatre
June 21st - Toadies @ Ridglea Theatre
July 19th - 28th Birthday @ the Improv
July 20th - Birthday gathering at Zen Austin Ranch
August 18th - Nine Inch Nails @ American Airlines Center

Music:

Jimmy Eat World, Nine Inch Nails, Fair to Midland, Smashing Pumpkins, The Feds, the Killers, Toadies, 30 Seconds to Mars, Deftones, Astronautilus, My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, the Pixies, Frank Black, Bad Religion, Slow Roosevelt, Chevelle, Modest Mouse, the Used, Doosu, Thrice, the pAper chAse, Flaming Lips, Fionna Apple, Smooth Choppy, Three Fantastic, Queens of the Stone Age, Panic! at the Disco, Burning Airlines, Failure, Stone Temple Pilots, the Roots, Prince

Movies:

Pirates of the Caribbean, Batman Begins, Simpsons Movie, 300, Borat, Thank you for Smoking!, Mean Girls, Jack Ass, Saw, Running Scared, A Scanner Darkly, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Dazed and Confused, Man On Fire, Star Wars, Sin City, Training Day, Ocean's 11, Dodgeball, Old School, Zoolander, Swinger's

Television:

Arrested Development, Entourage, Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, Sopranos, Top Cat

Books:

Way too many!!

Heroes:



My Blog

New Video

 Brand new video of Justin at the Addison Improv Filmed by Sick Boy Comedy (thanks Taylor, Stephanie, and Shelly! Screwed and chopped by Matt Milstead at You Edit Video...
Posted by Justin Foster on Thu, 22 May 2008 10:59:00 PST

Very Pleased To Announce....

If you haven't heard already.. I'm very pleased to announce that I will be a regular member on the Pugs and Kelly Show every Monday and Wednesday from 10:30 am to 3:00 pm. The show is on LIVE 105.3 fm...
Posted by Justin Foster on Tue, 20 May 2008 08:25:00 PST