Long Distance Carlin |
I heard that George Carlin got an open ended run in heaven. Two shows a night for eternity. Not a bad gig. In hell they do three shows on Saturday. To say that Carlin has had a...
Posted by Gary Saenz on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 02:09:00 PST |
Rest In Press |
I'm a simple man , for the most part. I don't ask much of the human race and I expect even less. I like coffee (way too much), I like cigarettes, and professional football.&nb...
Posted by Gary Saenz on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 07:21:00 PST |
Jesus H. Potter |
I came across the final instalment of the "Left Behind" series the other day at the book store with the Starbucks in it. I was surprised to find out that "Kingdom Come" w...
Posted by Gary Saenz on Fri, 23 May 2008 01:11:00 PST |
Eight Is Enough |
This September will mark the second anniversary of Pluto's ejection from our solar system. The shadows and fog that may or may not have been a planet were discovered in 1930 b...
Posted by Gary Saenz on Wed, 14 May 2008 11:14:00 PST |
Ricky Surveys . . . . . . |
Favorite Serial Killer?
John Wayne Gacy Jr.
Favorite Sexual Position?
Reaching for my wallet.
Rock, Paper or Scissors?
McCain.
Who Did You Call First Today?
911.
During A Race Riot Where Would You Hid...
Posted by Gary Saenz on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:11:00 PST |
Racist Peanutbutter Cups |
Try as I may I can't seem to escape the upcoming election and unfortunnately I am not refering to American Idol. Although Ryan Seacrest would make a great first lady...
Posted by Gary Saenz on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 06:42:00 PST |
Say It Loud |
It was forty years ago today, Martin Luther taught the band to play. He's been going in and out of style, but he's guaranteed to raise a smile. So may I ...
Posted by Gary Saenz on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 06:02:00 PST |
Rats win the rat race |
I was eating lunch in a Vietnamese restaurant and watching CNN (because that’s how I spring roll) when all of a sudden the most alarming news story I’ve ...
Posted by Gary Saenz on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 06:31:00 PST |
Last Comic Misunderstanding |
Last week auditions were held in various cities for the NBC reality show "Last Comic Standing Season 6". It hardly seems like a year ago that I was saying, " Fuck Last Comic S...
Posted by Gary Saenz on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 05:54:00 PST |
Rightee Tightee, Lefty Liberal |
Unless you've been living under a rock, (don't feel bad the current administration has a number of people doing that these days) you are no doubt aware of the upcoming presidential electi...
Posted by Gary Saenz on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 02:30:00 PST |
