Jessie Spano's ancestors were slave traders! |
And to think I thought Save by the Bell was so innocent.
This is what I watch at 6 in the morn when I can't fall asleep.
Posted by Nick Valentine Guerra on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 05:11:00 PST |
A litte piece of 2006.. |
I'm not the type to go crazy over the New Year. After a certain moment in my life, it was about trying to celebrate and then going back to work. I really didn't have anything to be excited...
Posted by Nick Valentine Guerra on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 05:51:00 PST |
Nice Guy Chornicles - Deadlines |
Nice Guy: Hello?
Nice's Sister: Happy birthday, brother!
Guy: Thanks
Sister: Hey, dad's getting old. He forgot how old you were.
Guy: He...
Posted by Nick Valentine Guerra on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 01:11:00 PST |
Songs I want played at my funeral as of today |
In this order:
Float on - Modest MouseStuck in a Moment - U2All you need is love - The BeatlesWu Tang Clan ain't Nothin' ta Fuck With - Wu TangWhat's my Name? - Snoop DoggTill I Collapse - EminemParad...
Posted by Nick Valentine Guerra on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 07:47:00 PST |
How the hell did they ever make Swiss Cheese? |
So I was reading an article about how hikers in Switzerland are being attacked by an animal that rarely comes in contact with humans. The danger is so extreme, locals are warned to not make dire...
Posted by Nick Valentine Guerra on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 02:03:00 PST |
Sore Loser |
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Posted by Nick Valentine Guerra on Thu, 18 May 2006 09:59:00 PST |
A gold star for the busy bee. |
Since we last spoke, I did a total of 3 shows for Temple, Texas as a co-feature. Dusitn Ybarra and I went to a college for their spring fling and put it down for Dallas comics. They had a ...
Posted by Nick Valentine Guerra on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 12:09:00 PST |
Things that piss me off... |
Laffy Taffy, the song, because now everyone thinks they can rap.
When people forget my extra lemon.
Ed, Edd and Eddy
Girls who are convinced that rubbing their ass on a guys crotch is dancing. E...
Posted by Nick Valentine Guerra on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 12:59:00 PST |
What Would We Do? 2 |
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Posted by Nick Valentine Guerra on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 11:08:00 PST |
And to think... you missed it. |
So the show on Monday was fun all around. I did my comedy thing, while two cool music acts did their music thing. There was a review for one of the groups on texasgigs.com and I was ...
Posted by Nick Valentine Guerra on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 10:44:00 PST |
