I was born in Balch Springs, Texas. My parents were a free spirited couple--or so my social worker told me. When I was still a baby, my dad left on a "business venture" from which he's serving two consecutive terms for out of state. My mom, or Donna, as she liked me to call her, jumped on the "H-train" and decided not to make it a round trip. Alone and penniless I grew up in a Charles Dickensesque world of poverty and tough life lessons that resulted in me living in an abandoned apartment with a guy named Gary. He beat me and cut me with rusty butter knives, but he gave me food and said that he loved me, so I stayed loyal. After Gary was picked up for soliciting I had no choice but to swallow my pride and go to Med School; where after years of overcoming the other students prejiduces over me being a jew, I graduated at the top of my class. I now run a highly lucrative practice in Richardson with my wife and two little girls, Dakota and Maleeka.Your results:
You are Spider-Man
Spider-Man 85%
Green Lantern 85%
Iron Man 85%
Batman 60%
Hulk 60%
Wonder Woman 55%
Supergirl 50%
Catwoman 50%
Superman 45%
The Flash 45%
Robin 40% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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Your World View
Although you make a brave show of being self-sufficient, beneath this you are unhappy and rather mixed up.
You do not know what love is, and you are more likely to boast about your conquests in a bar than prove them in a bedroom.
You tend to attract the wrong kind of lover.
It's hard to imagine you leading a full, happy life.
The warmth and give-and-take of love are not for you.
Your sex life is ringed with unreality, and you neither understand nor appreciate the opposite sex. What Is Your World View?
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What Rejected Crayon Are You?
