Welcome to L.A. |
I haven't blogged in a while, but since I might be working at a video game company I need to get used to being a nerd again. My lovely trip to L.A., what a great little shit hole. When I first got her...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:51:00 GMT |
old sketches |
When a tupperware party and a baby shower combine. The Perfect Gift.I'm crushing your head.
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:03:00 GMT |
my attempt at comics |
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Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 10:05:00 GMT |
predisposed |
and Van Morrison makes me think of love lost. Is everyone this fucked in the head or just my immediate company? I've smoked about a half of pack of cigarettes today. I tried to quit drinking last week...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:50:00 GMT |
Chris Hansen |
I was watching "Dateline to Catch a Predator" last night, which ironically was more funny than it was scary. There was one body builder that they caught which his internet nickname was TopDogGenuis, ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 13:08:00 GMT |
the last month or so. |
So I've had some crazy shit happen to me in the last month. I've been trying to work it out on stage but at the present I can't find the funny in it. Maybe I'll stumble upon something in writing...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 18:19:00 GMT |
that's right |
I just got my first fan letter. Here it is:So I just moved back to Austin after years in LA. I'm trying to make new friends. Doing the "myspace," thing, just started (so I don't have 100 friends)... a...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 10:28:00 GMT |
a clever joust |
"One more cup of coffee", the man says, as he swirls his spoon around the empty mug, "...and then we'll hang the bait." "We will have to stay close to the truck because the Komodos...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
true story |
what happens when six people eat a wheel of cheese in a matter of twenty minutes, while rinsing and repeating sicilian veiled jellyfish? I believe there is a jaccuzi that has become a beacon of ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
making nice with a wildebeest |
After lapping up several bud lights the wildebeest
lets out a deep grunt that sounds like a giant
croaking frog. Because of it's appearance and spirited
behavior, the settlers in this town named th...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
