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Jessi Ronning

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About Me

*I enjoy... kisses from my Dan & my puppers, cowboy hats, walking the beach with my puppers, makeup--especially M.A.C, music, baby blue, spicy ass food that makes regular folks cry, looking at puppies on youtube, singing, cheap jewelery, horror flicks, trying new recipes, slumber parties, the smell of old books, nail polish, rummage sales, rainy days, silent films, seeing my friends and family, red wine, horses, documentaries, babies, the changing seasons, waking up early, writing, bargains, my beautiful little house, lifting heavy objects, etc... *I DON'T enjoy... cruel people, getting spam, vomit (mine, or someone else's), paper cuts, bad music, waxing philosophical, getting up more than once to pee at night (damn coffee), the song "Baba O' Riley", studying, poorly thought-out comedies, All-you-can-eat Chinese buffets, chipping nail polish,know-it-all, trust fund college kids, WAR, and....spending $50 to fill my gas tank.

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I'd like to meet:

Richard Matheson, Teddy Roosevelt, Mary Pickford, Rob Zombie, My Great Grandma Lovshin, the guy who patented listerine pocketpaks (so I can kick his ass for stealing my idea), any member of Zeppelin, Mickey Mantle, nice people, a mime, people who thought "Eurotrip" was a good movie (so I can ridicule them), and Eleanor Roosevelt...

My Blog

Stuff my roommates left behind...

Those of you who know me know that occasionally I rent out vacant rooms in my house to help pay my mortgage.  It's perfectly legal...kinda.  What you may know is that when they leave, they often lea...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:56:00 GMT

I am thankful. I am sorry. I am ready.

*Those of you who know me know that I am finishing up semester 2 of 4 toward my bachelor's degree at the University of Wisconsin Superior.  Those of you who know me best  also know how much ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:29:00 GMT

Our nations first ever "VPILF"

Does everyone know who VP hopeful Sarah Palin is?  If you don't then you you've been living under a rock.  She's the gun totin', ponytail sportin', big game huntin' beauty pageant winnin' (well, run...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:11:00 GMT

Shes at it again...

*I really would like to say that this blog is about my newfound tolerance for peoples' idiosyncrasies and shortcomings.  But, unfortunately, it isn't.  I know I have plenty of them myself--a...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 20:20:00 GMT

ugh. MORE annoying crap...

Ok.  I've been really testy lately.  Maybe it' because College is kicking my ass.  Maybe it's because some douchebag (you know who you are) hit my car with their plow blade and did $3,8...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:34:00 GMT

Breastfeeding Gone Wild!!!

*I was at the mall the other day with my BFF Cari.  We were sitting in the food court when I suddenly caught a glimpse of ,*gasp,* a female's bare breast.  Now, I know it's a free country an...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 16:59:00 GMT

Rob Zombie’s "HALLOWEEN"

I recently had the rare pleasure of getting together with my elusive friend, Lisa, to go see the new "Halloween" remake by Rob Zombie.  I'm still not able to come to a concise decision on how I f...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 14:36:00 GMT

Songs in the key of "me"... or, the top 20 best & worst songs..

Ever since I saw the movie "High fidelity," one question has tormented my existence: "What are your top 5 favourite songs?"  I have struggled with it for years, and I am not making that up. ...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 10:23:00 GMT

Only read this if you love music and you can travel through time.

Scent is apparently the strongest sense linked to memory-- but for me, it's my hearing.  Have you ever been somewhere and heard a song-- the right song, at the perfct moment?  Did it make yo...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 10:22:00 GMT

Things I've noticed...

Going through life, I've noticed a lot of things that amuse/annoy/downright upset me.  Here are some of them:  1).  People who cluck when they think about something.  Ever since I...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 13:42:00 GMT