About Me

Hello, my name is PJ Brown and I'm from Malden. I'm into music(good, real, intense exciting music, not bullshit thought up by some creeps in a boardroom or cute puppet shows starring models posing as musicians), reading (everything from novels to bios to magazines and comics) and video games (http://sayno2evercrack.1up.com in case you doubt my gaming credentials). I live at home with my folks and I do this because rent sucks in MA. I'm a nice guy, and I like to make people laugh...which has led me down the decadent paths of excess that leads to doing standup comedy...which I don't get paid for yet, but I highly enjoy.I don't mind a good drink every now and then, but I'm not a smoker or into drugs (I mean the hard stuff. I'm not into pot, but I hold no malice against those who are). I am who I am...no more...no less. Love me or hate me, you have no fence to sit on.

My Interests

Gaming, comics, heavy metal, classic rock, punk (early pioneers like the Ramones and hardcore outfits like Black Flag and the Misfits) the unclassifiable genius that is Frank Zappa, social drinking, shooting the breeze.

PJ Brown at Comedy Studio 04/09/08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSp6g0Cb0NA

lifted from youtube for all to see.

I'd like to meet:

People of considerable culture and intelligence who like talking shop over mutual interests. I am a single man after a recent breakup, and I'm looking for a woman who just wants to take things slow, and who truly knows and trusts her emotions. No games, immaturity or ignorance will be tolerated.

Empire Lounge part 1

part 2

Music:

Books:

Anything by Garth Ennis, Chuck Palahniuk, Tim Dorsey, Stephen King, Robert Kirkman, Brian K. Vaughn, Bill Willingham, George Carlin

Heroes:

1970s era KISS, Frank Zappa, Bill Hicks, David Cross, George Carlin,X-Men, Invincible, Preacher, The Authority, Batman, The Pro, Spider-Man, Golgo 13, Ogami Itto,Kratos, Leon Kennedy, Simon Belmont, Alucard, Mario, Mega Man, Samus Aran, Solid Snake, Big Boss, Laharl,Amaterasu, Overlord Zetta, the cast of Final Fantasys VI and XII, my peers in the Boston comedy scene...if that's not too sycophantic to say.LOL!

My Blog

Blue Tooth

People with Bluetooth headsets should be shot and killed...not because they bought a Bluetooth, but because they may be the Borg from Star Trek.
Posted by PJ Brown on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 09:01:00 PST

A legend passes...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080623/us_nm/carlin_dc
Posted by PJ Brown on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:56:00 PST

Social Faux Pas

I feel bad when I congratulate a woman on their pregnancy, and then find out that they're not pregnant. I feel even worse when I tell an actual pregnant woman "Hey fatty, what did you do, eat a b...
Posted by PJ Brown on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 04:54:00 PST

Hate The Player

I'm not that good with the ladies, and a friend of mine said it's because I have no game. Bullshit, I've got plenty of game...Playstation, Nintendo, Xbox...
Posted by PJ Brown on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 04:45:00 PST

the pact

So a bunch of girls made a pact to get pregnant. Say what you will, but that's working out better than the previous pact they made to develop self-esteem.
Posted by PJ Brown on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 07:24:00 PST

Preventative Maintenance

Sometimes, when it comes to preventative maintenance on my car, I can be like a politician being called upon to prevent a terrorist attack. For instance, my shocks were worn out for the longest time, ...
Posted by PJ Brown on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 02:28:00 PST

Breakfast

I had a great breakfast at this roadside diner today and it had all the trappings of the classic roadside diner-Dedicated cook, peppy waitress and the guy known as the Regular Character. You can usual...
Posted by PJ Brown on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 04:34:00 PST

:)

One sign that my life's improving...condoms are a regular item on my weekly shopping list.
Posted by PJ Brown on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 06:37:00 PST

Brothels

In Las Vegas, places like The Bunny Ranch must do great business, and I'm sure they have repeat customers, so I think they should offer a rewards program for them...Frequent Fucker Miles.
Posted by PJ Brown on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 06:32:00 PST

Speed Displays

I hate those electronic Speed Limit displays used by the police, the ones that compare your actual speed with the area limit. I wonder how cops would feel if we posted a display in...
Posted by PJ Brown on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 07:40:00 PST