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Ted Pettingell

My last headline was more offensive than this one.

About Me

I am a Stand-Up comic and a poor example of what a Human being should be. I have self-esteem problems. Thats probally why I'm a stand-up comic.

My Interests

Comedy And trampolines

I'd like to meet:

Bill HicksTo bad hes dead. Sad Face.

Music:

The Mars Volta, Muse, Interpol, The Killers, The Arcade Fire, The Decemberists, Cold War Kids, The Cinematics, Deathcab for Cutie, The Clash, The Cure, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, Other awesome music.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski.

Television:

TV sucks

Books:

Lots of books.

Heroes:

Carl Weathers, Neil Stauss, Mystery

My Blog

Health Insurance and stuff.

I finally got my commonwealth cares card today so I can finally afford the antibiotics I need to get rid of this damn clap. Just kidding I don't have the clap. But I can now get abortions for 50 dol...
Posted by Ted Pettingell on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 10:48:00 PST

Back From Pittsburgh.

I just got home from Pittsburgh. My plane was delayed 2 and half hours because it was on fire or something. The only thing good about the delay was some cute girl who worked at the Pittsburgh Airpor...
Posted by Ted Pettingell on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 04:58:00 PST

Pittsburgh

Im in pittsburgh.  I've spent a retarded amount of money.  I been here for two days and i finally got a toothbrush.  The tap water doesnt taste good and I cant find poland springs anywh...
Posted by Ted Pettingell on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 11:52:00 PST

The Magic of IMDB

So Its 230 on saturday night sunday morning and I'm home for what ever reason. It was an early night I guess. To kill time I was looking at random shit on IMDB and i find out that you can find anyon...
Posted by Ted Pettingell on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 11:47:00 PST

CODINE...

...Is awesome.
Posted by Ted Pettingell on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 10:34:00 PST

I am Better than You.

Dear Reader,I am better than you in someway, shape, or form. Probably alot of them too. Get use to it.Sincerely A superior being
Posted by Ted Pettingell on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 11:00:00 PST

Strange Days

Im hungry but I can't eat. I'm tired but can't sleep so I started taking sleeping pills. They work but now my dreams are haunted by the past and sometimes I would rather be awake. It sucks. I saw ...
Posted by Ted Pettingell on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 06:40:00 PST

I can't sleep.

I havent been able to sleep since last friday.  The past 4 nights I've been in a daze.  I havent been concious but I wouldn't call it sleeping.  Its more like I'm dreaming while I'm awa...
Posted by Ted Pettingell on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 02:01:00 PST

Do I Look Like Zack Braff?

My friend Omar recently took this picture of meHe says I look like Zack Braff(star of scrubs and several Chick Flicks). What do you think? Heres a photo for comparisonFor some reason its impossible...
Posted by Ted Pettingell on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 02:10:00 PST

"oh yea well what are"

I just spaced out and when i snapped out of it i had typed "oh yea well what are". I have no idea what the fuck that means. I must also say I can't remember the last time I totally spaced out like t...
Posted by Ted Pettingell on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 11:07:00 PST