Doctors Bills |
Everyone in New York scams me. My doctor bill last week included, "complained of chest pains, ran EKG test" after I went in for a regular checkup. I was charged an extra $230 and when I faxed the bi...
Posted by Dan Hirshon on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:11:00 PST |
ER |
Chilled in the hospital ER yesterday. I'd never been to one. Before now I imagined Emergency rooms looked like someone was filming a sequel to "Carrie" and the only way in was if you were hemorrhagi...
Posted by Dan Hirshon on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 08:21:00 PST |
Mono and a Movie |
So I'm pretty sure I have mono again, although on the plus side I think I can blame it on a girl this time. Things are going well for this guy, or were going well before I became a shut-in for the ne...
Posted by Dan Hirshon on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 02:45:00 PST |
Resume Builder |
My friend told me that employers often read the blogs of potential employees to judge character and make sure they're not writing anything inappropriate. With this in mind I've decided to improve my ...
Posted by Dan Hirshon on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 12:57:00 PST |
It’s Confirmed: My New Phone Receives Text Messages |
Life Tip: If you ever need a cell phone, go to Radioshack. Not only will they insult you, but they'll also try to sell you everything in their store. It's awesome. Also, bring my friend, Joe with y...
Posted by Dan Hirshon on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 12:36:00 PST |
LCS |
My original reasoning for waiting in line at Last Comic Standing's open call was to meet other comics living in NYC. After an hour on the street I realized that besides some comics from Boston and ot...
Posted by Dan Hirshon on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:44:00 PST |
I've said too much |
Apparently the world can't stress this enough&I'm awkward.
The other day I was carrying a Netflix package to the mailbox. Some girls were walking behind me and one randomly shouted, "YEE...
Posted by Dan Hirshon on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 05:45:00 PST |
Hostile toward Hostel...heyo still! |
I heard that Hostel II makes first Hostel look like a children's movie. Take that Hostel I.
In the first Hostel a girl's eyeball hangs out of the socket, a guy has his head chopped off, and ano...
Posted by Dan Hirshon on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:53:00 PST |
Another killer audition...this time it wasn't all black women |
Today I had a commercial audition for a psychological ward. That's right ladies, someone thought I'd be good for the part of a psycho&and I'm single. Can I get sexier?
&n...
Posted by Dan Hirshon on Fri, 11 May 2007 01:05:00 PST |
Can I at least help you waste time? |
I like when you ask someone for directions and even though they don't know the answer, they still feel the need to waste 5 minutes of your time. Today I was asking this guy how to get to St. Jame...
Posted by Dan Hirshon on Fri, 04 May 2007 08:27:00 PST |
