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Dan Shaki

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I do my laundry as one big load, I've been sued for 1.1 million dollars, I've been set on fire, I can solve a Rubik's Cube while having a conversation, Mustard is my arch-nemesis, I've abandoned a full tuition scholarship and put myself into 30 years worth of debt because "I wasn't happy at that school", I know enough about NYC to make it look like I'm really smart in random conversation, I can clap with both hands one hand at a time

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Your girlfriend, the smartest woman in the world, the 3 people on myspace who are not linked to Dane Cook

My Blog

a political pop culture thought

I'm willing to bet that the majority of people that hate President Bush would add him as a myspace buddy if he were to join.
Posted by on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 12:39:00 GMT

A song from college

I found this on my computer and decided it's myspace blogworthy.  It amused me, so I figure why not share it with the nobody who reads these blogs.   I wrote this song in college for my crea...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 09:49:00 GMT

Mixed cliche

If you want want to make lemonade, you have to breaks some eggs.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Slogan of the day

The castration club for men: Not only am I the president. I'm also dismembered.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Random Questions

If a pregnant groundhog sees her shadow, does that mean six more weeks of pregnancy? When a church burns down does the insurance company declare it an act of God?
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

What I would write if I wrote for The Onion

Olsen Twins Have Beef With Ying Yang Twins Look out 50. Check yo self Ja Rule. There are some new jacks spitting venom in da hood these days. Through all the racial tension and surmounting anger...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT