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owen

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About Me

I am a stand up comic and personal driver for an obscenly wealthy man who is a blast. I went to college and on paper im definitly underachieving but comedy is very important to me and that is my focus. A life in a cubicle or working a forklift is not a life to me and i cant bring myself to see it any other way. Lived in New England (Providence for College and Boston for 2 years after). I can be very sarcastic and loud at times, But Im funny and I have an encyclopedic memory for quoting movies. i cook a bit and am a bit of a food network nerd. When raining I smoke crack-sunny out i jog. I hate shopping and when i do im all buisness, in and out. Check out a clip of my standup at maniatv.com/broadwaycomedyclubtv or just come see my horseshit.Im also on broadwaycomedyclub.com right now

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My Interests

Quite a range. I have a strange and often made fun of habit of frequenting the zoo, have yet to hate a bar, mergers and acquistions, strip clubs, crime dramas, NJ, hip hop, untieing knots(bring on anything), baseball, mixed martial arts, watching my friends bomb, watching stangers fail at various things big or small doesnt matter...

I'd like to meet:

Single mothers with small children while I'm buying condoms...and the women of BlackPlanet.comVicarious of 300 Spartans
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Music:

Anything Alvin David says

Movies:

I've never seen the Goonies. And refuse to at this point.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opWuhHspLBg

Television:

Seinfeld, The Shield, Rescue Me, DEADWOOD, the Sopranos, the Wire, Most Evil, Flight of the Conchords, John from Cincinnatti, the first 48, Iron Chef, Throwdown, Boy Meets Grill, No Reservations,live feed of your bedroom

Books:

Reading is for fags.

Heroes:

The Duke Lacrosse Team, Rae Carruth, Ted Bundy, Michael Vick, Moe Greene, Fr. Gougen, Mike Whitman, (R.) Larry Craig

My Blog

The Brown Army

I know i havent updated inawhile but i dont know.  My friend Jimmy called me the other day to elaborate about my work experience at the one and only U.P.S and its been a year since I worked there...
Posted by owen on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 08:08:00 PST

These Troubled Times

In the recent weeks I have had a great deal of time to be introspective and really look around the world today.  I was in NYC on the 5 year anniversary of 9/11 and reflected on that day and how i...
Posted by owen on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 03:57:00 PST

Graduation Time

July 12th, this is my 4 year anniversary of doing standup. My first time on stage was in a biker bar in Butler, NJ called Jiggs (of which there was none in the crowd- lil false advertising if you ask ...
Posted by owen on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 07:13:00 PST

THAAAR SHE BLOWS!!!!

I just got back from a long week in Scranton/ Wilkes- Barre PA.  I was born in that area and have very little memory of it becasue my parents dragged me out of there as if I was an Afghani woman ...
Posted by owen on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 04:47:00 PST

Fan Mail

Some dumb probably gum clacking hairstylist sent me this message via myspace and I think it is hilarious. I was browsing for profiles and i stumbled acrossed yours. Im from Boston I saw you at THe COm...
Posted by owen on Thu, 25 May 2006 06:49:00 PST

Sick, Sick, Boy

My friend is writing something for someone and she needed some fucked up stories, here was my submission. OK sorry, I've been busy getting ready to move in a week and a half so sorry for the delay. OK...
Posted by owen on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 10:20:00 PST

Don't read this

Don't read this if you're a woman.  This isn't a sexist statement...beleive me I love all women and think everyone of you has the right to vote or come over and cook and clean for me.  Actua...
Posted by owen on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 10:14:00 PST

They whacked him, they fuckin whacked him!

Lately I've been a lazy ass, and a friend of mine sent me a message saying basically, you are being a lazy ass and its time to write a new blog. The reason I haven't posted anything, is that nothing s...
Posted by owen on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 03:04:00 PST

She Loves Me Not

Valentine's Day is upon us once again- and once again I'm single and probably going to spend it watching The Shield on FX Tuesday night.  And by probably i mean definitly.  Does this bum me ...
Posted by owen on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 11:26:00 PST

Just Messin

I love the Burger King, King Commercials.  The football ones are the balls, and I also enjoyed the original, where the guy drew up the shade and the King is just staring at him like every crowd d...
Posted by owen on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 03:47:00 PST