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rick canavan

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

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I'm a weird guy.

I'm 27, I rent movies to people for a living.

I am a stand up comic... because if I am funny I am allowed to live.

I also think I am a lot smarter than I really am.

I don't know what else you would want to know.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Old friends of my sister who want to annoy me cause her cell phone hasn't worked in three years... and business is good.

My Blog

Very close to the real thing...

it's like Dr. Pepper and Diet Dr. Pepper...My cartoon comedy act...as close as you can come to the real me...   except not at all.
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 01:37:00 GMT

This is my pledge to you: I, Rick Canavan...

...will comment on at least one photo of every single myspace friend that I currently have, and I'm going to do it by 8:45 PM next Sunday. It might not be funny, but I promise you this... it shall be ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 17:48:00 GMT

35 years from now you reprogrammed me to be your protector here - in this time.

I ate too much chinese food tonight.I cracked open my fortune cookie, and the fortune sprung out of it likea spring loaded spring.  It was almost like it was trying to get away...  &nbs...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 18:49:00 GMT

Sometimes a cab will work out better in the long run.

So it's 6:30 am, and I don't really understand the New York Subway system.See I am on a train heading from Astoria to Manhattan, and I get off on the wrong stop... I couldn't see any signs, the inte...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 03:27:00 GMT

Urges

Oh man...So I went to the bank today.Bank Girl was there.You may remember that she's a Jehova's witness.When I was leaving one of the bank ladies said Merry Christmas.I had to resist this urge.It ws s...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:09:00 GMT

Thanksgiving part 2: Richie thinks I am a bum.

     So this really started a week before Thanksgiving.  I had gone out to dinner with a few friends of mine, and when the check came I paid with my card.  This is not un...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 10:40:00 GMT

O.J.'s new book leaked...

I was able to get an underground draft copy of O.J. Simpson's Book, "If I did it..." and because it will not be released, I decided to share it with all of you. First off they changed the name of the ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 22:03:00 GMT

Thanksgiving part 1: I wasn't trying to be racist.

     So I went to my sister's house for Thanksgiving, and she had some friends over.  Joe was one of her friends...   I think they work together at Longhorn.  Joe se...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 16:17:00 GMT

Trying to look 22...

So I did some clothes shopping today...   I should not be allowed to do this.  I occasionally think about getting married just so that I will never walk into the GAP again.  Here's the ...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 22:15:00 GMT

Not the proudest moment of my life...

This was 5 minutes ago...     I didn't have an ashtray within arms reach, so rather than getting one I looked around at what else I could mash my cigarette into.I almost put it out...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 00:02:00 GMT