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About Me

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Constance X. cares, and always finds more things that need caring about! This is a partial list of the causes she's developed in her blog, and leads, with unwavering faith, every day. Her positions:
Founder, Coalition Against Tuneless Whistling
Chairperson, Campaign for the Equal Advertising of Healthy Foods
President, Foundation for the Preservation of Classic Cars
Spokesperson, Campaign to Free â€œLinus and Lucyâ€
Advocate, Campaign to Breathe More Air
Prime Bodhisattva, Society for the Development of Bullshit
Prophet, American Institute of Conspiracy Theory
Fund Manager, Campaign to Develop a System of Interstate Contraband for the Enlivenment of the American Economy
Treasurer, Push for Presidential Candidate Poker
Posterwoman, Stomp out HTML Illiteracy
Technical Advisor, Swearing Is Fundamental
Chairwoman -- Corporate Fund Matching Program, Sports Bra America
Founder and Co-Chair, League of Real Writers
Flying Cocktail Monkeys over a rainbow drink; who could ask for more?
Also, the tricked-out chopped pogo stick ... not enough has been done in this realm of entertainment and expression; the world needs more pogo.
"Never underestimate the improbable number of sleeper cells of capable and justice-minded women ready to snap into action and kick your ass over some odd thing that brings out their mothering instincts ... in fact, that's the craziest thing about this planet." -- Margaret Mead.

My Interests

Used to tend an orchard of chili-cheese fry trees, before "going internet" which meant selling all her possessions and extraneous organs to buy sweet outfits for her Zwinky and an awesome crib in Second Life.

Writing, sketch comedy, comedy, improv and stand-up; drawing; inventing; karaoke; lots of other stuff.

I'd like to meet:

People who will pay me to write for them; a man who writes his own lines, doesn't talk all the time, but doesn't run out of things to say.

Music:

Mostly, I only listen to music on other people's MySpace pages. In the car, I use the "radio," which transmits music through the "airwaves." It just works. It doesn't need my attention all the time, just keeps doing what it's doing! It's not high-maintenance. I don't have to keep selecting songs I already know, keeping my overall scope of knowledge narrow.

Movies:

I'm writing a dissertation on the "Pirates of the Carribean" trilogy. I only wish I could have Bruno Bettleheim as my PhD advisor. Just don't tell me you never saw Bladerunner or Brazil, diaper-boy. I've seen movies.

Television:

My favorite show, after House and Bones, is the Red Green Show, it's Canadian, and probably 100 years old. ..
I am currently fascinated by male friendships. I like men, very much, but they are not like me. I'm really bad at watching TV. If there was a "Television for Dummies" book it would be for me. Yeah, I need to read a book to learn to watch TV. The thing is, you have to keep sitting there to get the job done. I usually say, "You kids keep it up, and I'll check on you later." Sometimes I see a show I like, and I think maybe next week, this same time, I'll watch it again. Then I forget all about it. The people on TV never seem to hear MY comments; I hate that they act like I'm not there! One thing I hate: when you're watching a DVD with someone, and you leave the room, and that person pauses the DVD so when you come back, the show hasn't advanced one bit. Okay, I have to admit: I used to blame TV for ruining my family, but it was really my parents hiding behind TV.

Books:

Just finished: re-read of The Plague, Sara Faith Alterman's _Tears of a Class Clown, and _My Fifteen Minutes; Juicing the Orange, Fallon; Naked Ape, the classic by Desmond Morris; Writing for Change, Mary Pipher; Live from New York: An Uncensored history of SNL; Uses of Enchantment, Bruno Bettelheim

Heroes:

Dame Judy Dench, Kurt Vonnegut, Judith Herman, Alice Miller, John Bowlby, Judith Martin, Emily Post, Amy Vanderbilt, Micheal Lewis, Lewis Hyde, Lyall Watson, Mark Cuban, Robert Greene, Clarissa Pinkola-Estes, Umberto Eco, Edward T. Hall, Rob Brezsny, Dick Morris, Bill Clinton, Al Gore, 'Temperance Brennen' -- if you don't know what to believe, start with the facts; 'Gregory House' -- sometimes the best way to health is to stop kidding yourself; and more, not in that order, so don't read too much into things! Who is a person without heroes?

My Blog

Mumsy, April 8 - June 1; long live Mumsy ...

Yes, I "was" Mumsy ... Mother Dearest, Mumsy Darling, Motorcycle MumsyShe blasted off yesterday, on her cross-country motorcycle trip, getting her ya-yas out before fully joining the McCain campaign i...
Posted by Constance X on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 06:16:00 PST

President Bush Press Conference on FISA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWLb27KnnTY "It's important for the American people to understand this." Friends of mine were recommending this video as a study in non-verbal language....
Posted by Constance X on Sat, 24 May 2008 10:20:00 PST

Love Letters: The PPP

The PPP is/are an adorable Nashville-based group, perhaps a sketch group, perhaps a concept that came out of a sketch ... They burst on the scene about a year ago and stole my, and 10,000 other people...
Posted by Constance X on Wed, 21 May 2008 11:27:00 PST

Whats new at CERN

Large Hadron Collider, to start this month. (I'm sure they mean "Ice-Nine," [dumbasses].)...
Posted by Constance X on Wed, 21 May 2008 05:34:00 PST

To PPP: Where Storks Come From

Dear PPP,Ah, yes, erm ... well ... often these things are left unaddressed by parents, and the question, 'where do storks come from' lingers ... a lot of parents are really not up to the task of Vatic...
Posted by Constance X on Thu, 08 May 2008 07:56:00 PST

Change in Status, Life and IM propositions ...

A few months ago, seeing that my divorce was absolutely final, and feeling that I don't really hate people as much as I used to, and having to admit to having at least one embarrassing episode of "I'm...
Posted by Constance X on Wed, 07 May 2008 11:18:00 PST

23/6: If they IMed ...

North Carolina and Indiana IM each other about the elections...
Posted by Constance X on Wed, 07 May 2008 08:53:00 PST

On set at TSOT: "My Yellow Bandanna"

From: CX Sent: Wednesday, April 30, 2008 7:44 PM To: DS Subject: Extras! Diana, I wanted to tell you, I did get in the movie, and they're offering me a SAG waiver, which means t...
Posted by Constance X on Sat, 03 May 2008 02:28:00 PST

Letter to Ms. Baugh On HTML Code

An answer to Ms. Baugh's comment of 5/1: "my page is filled with html codes and it SCARES ME!!!! is this big brother's way of seeing into my mind?"Dear Ms. Baugh,You can acknowledge that the world is ...
Posted by Constance X on Fri, 02 May 2008 08:51:00 PST

More "Own Your Friends" status changes.

More fun with "Own Your Friends," although I think my interest has crested. I saw a bulletin this morning where some people are still believing the app is a virus, which seemed to make a friend believ...
Posted by Constance X on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 05:31:00 PST