Welcome to the official MySpace portal of the very talented and incredibly unmotivated comedian, Matt Wininger. Look for his debut album "Seriously, I really don't care" coming to stores everywhere in the summer of 2013.
I’m a workaholic, dork, geek, goofball, bookworm, and internet addict.
At the moment I’m a REALTOR, which is French for "unemployed". Apart from that I’m a comic, juggler, poet, competitive racquetball player, and love the game of pool. Considering the drama that comes along with the places to play pool, it’s getting old really fast.
I have no idea how to use commas; however, I make a mean semicolon. I have a huge vocabulary of relatively useless words, love stimulating conversation, and occasional confusing those incapable of such a thing.
Professionally I'm very tactful; however, my Stand-Up and MySpace persona is anything but. I may be limiting myself by being off-color, but I have my audience, and my audience loves it. In my opinion, if the toilet humor of Bob Saget can get him on a wholesome family TV show, then I guess I’m hosting the Grammy’s.
I'm studying psychology, behaviorism, linguistics, and body language and some day hope to lecture on it. Go ahead and ask me anything and I'll talk for days. So far I've learned that I used to be an asshole, some people mean well but don't know how to communicate, and others are beyond help. God grant me the serenity...
If there is anything else you want to know… ask a complete stranger. Considering my experiences with bars and clubs, apparently they are the most reliable source of information.
