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Joe Calapai

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About Me

I don't tell jokes

I guide others as I share my own outlook of the world around us.


As an Advertising Copywriter/Comedian, I'm following in the footsteps of Rosie O'Donnell, Father Guido Sarducci, Rick Moranis, Bob Newhart and Howard The Duck.
My goal is to get lots of money. That way I can be classified as "eccentric" instead of just plain crazy.

Look around, check out the blog and I hope to hear from ya!

My Interests

Comedy; Politics; Movies; TV, Sports - Patriots, Red Sox, Bruins; Sub-Molecular Quantum Engineering Theory; Pez Dispensers.

I'd like to meet:

Burt Rutan; Dalsi Lama; Marvelous Marvin Hagler; Bob Zupcic

Music:

Day By The River

Movies:

Ferris Bueller's Day Off; Dogma; Oceans 11; Airplane!; History of the World Part 1; A Fish Called Wanda; Blazing Saddles; Dukes of Hazzard; Office Space; Old School; Harry Potters; Das Boot; Good Will Hunting; Mr. Holland's Opus

Television:

Arrested Development; Taxi; Soap; 24; The Shield, The Sopranos; The Simpsons; In Living Color; Sliders; Star Treks; Night Court; Seinfeld; Cheers; World's Most Dangerous Police Chases IV

My Blog

5.29.08: Chris Rock Greeting Cards

I paid a visit to the local Hallmark store today and they had a huge display of Chris Rock greeting cards. Chris Rock's manager should get "Manager of the Year" for pulling this off. "Are you interest...
Posted by Joe Calapai on Fri, 30 May 2008 05:15:00 PST

4.20.08: Other Job

Oh yeah, one more thing... I'm also writing for a sports website called Fansherpa.com - it's the online companion for WiseGuides stadium handbooks. Right now I'm posting a few times a day to build som...
Posted by Joe Calapai on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 05:59:00 PST

4.20.08: New Job, Working Midnights

I've recently started doing something I never thought I'd actually have a chacne to do, which is working midnights. My father always worked midnights when I grew up, and it always worked out well for ...
Posted by Joe Calapai on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 05:56:00 PST

3.23.08: No Matter How Hard I Squeeze...

...I can’t get an egg from my pet bunny. Happy Easter!
Posted by Joe Calapai on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 09:14:00 PST

2.15.08: Guitar Hero: Aerosmith

Activision announced a new spinoff of "Guitar Hero" - an Aerosmith version. "The premise is that it's going to cover the 30-plus years of the band, from high school all the way through the rock super...
Posted by Joe Calapai on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 09:22:00 PST

1.23.08: Heath Ledger’s Inconclusive Autopsy

Isn't there a better word for this than "inconclusive?" I mean, it is conclusive that he's dead, right? Maybe the stories specify that the results were inconclusive. But headlines like that just seem ...
Posted by Joe Calapai on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:49:00 PST

12.28.07: Talkin’ Trash

In last Sunday's game, Chargers QB Philip Rivers was caught on tape talking trash to Broncos QB Jay Cutler. Rivers tried to downplay it: "I ain't really thought nothing more of it," Rivers said. Desp...
Posted by Joe Calapai on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 10:52:00 PST

12.19.07: I Am Legend, Or Not

WARNING: This might contain spoilers, but with a twist: I'm not really going to give anything away about the movie that can't be figured out from the advance press and trailers (at least I'm going to ...
Posted by Joe Calapai on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 07:28:00 PST

12.19.07: Is This Really A Good Idea?

Soon you could have you very own nuclear reactor! No, for real. Check it: Basement-sized nuclear reactor from Toshiba. OK, so I guess its unlikely individuals would buy 'em. They say they're good for ...
Posted by Joe Calapai on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 07:11:00 PST

12.19.07: The Weather Outside Is...Friggin’ Cold!

I lived in Miami for four years and never regretted - even slightly - moving back to Boston until today, because of a stupid off-hand comment a TV weatherman made. Don't get me wrong - I have nothing ...
Posted by Joe Calapai on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 07:04:00 PST