Cheaper Than An E! True Hollywood Story!
What can one say about Mike Bobek that hasn't already been said on America's Most Wanted or in a court of law? As one of the youngest up-and coming comedians in the game, the ability to tell a good joke was simply born within him. Speaking of such tragedy, Mike was born and raised in a methodone clinic in a cozy-little-crack-nest known as Brockton, Massachusetts. Brockton of course a latin phrase for "bullet wounds."
Growing up, Mike's interests in sports, literature, culture, and watching an elephant mount a hot dog vendor at a circus drew in sources of inspiration for the burning comedic sensation within. The doctors today have diagnosed that burning sensation as chlamydia!
Mike's family was typical of that of an average American family, mixed with large doses of alcohol and antihistamines. But politics aside, Mike's hobby for stand up is something he takes very seriously. Much like the pending lawsuits for copyright infringement coming against him. (I assure you his material is original).
Regardless of which, his witty remarks, one-liners, short stories, and constant psychotic episodes and emotional breakdowns on stage is a force not to be reckoned with. The world is getting ready for the next great comedian, Mike Bobek.
Should the world not yet be ready, Mike will simply go back to his old hobbies of beating up school children for money and sexually harassing statues of fat people. Hey, he's just living the dream.
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Where Mike Bobek has been spotted!
Mike has been featured at performance venues such as: Catch a Rising Star, Bridgewater State College, Stonehill College, Weymouth Elks Lodge, Kennedy's Midtown, The Catwalk, Dick Doherty's Comedy Vault, Annette Pollack's Comedy Asylum, Emerald Isle, The Vegas Lounge, and Rafferty's Pub. He has opened for such comedians such as Tommy Dunham, Spike Tobin, and Bob Niles. He can also be seen performing various shameful acts for precious gambling/booze money on your local street corner!
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What the Critics Have to Say About Mike Bobek!
"He's great!" -Bribes Magazine
"There is no drug one can take to replicate the experience of a Mike Bobek performance." - High Times
"It's total crap!" - Shit Weekly
"Mr. Bobek should understand there will be a pending lawsuit against him for copyright infringment on behalf of our clients Pauly Shore and Carrot Top" - Cochran Law Associates
"It makes me wish I wasn't dead!" - Steve Irwin
"Isn't that John Goodman?" - Entertainment Tonight
"We don't know him." -Mike's family
"I know the name of our magazine would be misleading if we said this...but he should really drop dead." -Life
"He's funny! Then again, he slipped us all tens." - The audience
"I don't get it, then again, I'm blind, deaf, and also dead." - Helen Keller
"I laughed so hard, I got pregnant!" - Mike Bobek
"For the record, I was drunk when I created him!" - God
LOOK, IM WHORING...
