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Jason Marcus

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About Me



Come check me out LIVE. This could be you and your friends...more likely it will be your sister and your mother and/or your grandmother.

I'm all about having a good time and trying to make people laugh. I've been in to comedy my whole life! I'm working at it so I can hopefully do it forever and if not, I'm back to school to finish my law degree and be a lawyer. I can rip a phone book in half.

My Interests

I like hangin out with my buddies,


listenin to music, watchin stand up comedy, trying to do stand up comedy, Bowling and taking your mom to expensive seafood dinners and never calling her again.Also ^----Your mother. Also I enjoy pornography and other types of "ill" shit.

I'd like to meet:

Chris Rock, Dave Attell, The RZA, Louis C.K., George Lopez, and pretty, funny girls from all over the world. Also, someone who can create a bobble head of me... or an action figure. That'd be sweet.

"Some days you just cant get rid of a bomb"

(Jason Marcus with Saranne Rothberg, founder of the Comedy Cures Foundation)
The Comedy Cures Foundation has facilitated over 180 live comedy events for over 122,000 people, entertaining and educating patients and caregivers about the power of laughter and a comic perspective on the mind, body, and soul. The Comedy Cures Foundation brings joy, laughter, and free comedy programs to children and adults who are living with illness, depression, trauma, and disabilities world wide. Its true, laughter is the best medicine and this is a amazing foundation. Visit www.ComedyCures.Org Find out how you can be a part of something great. Thank you.

Music:

Wu-tang Clan, Deftones, Run DMC, Outkast, Weezer, System of a down, BoxCutter, E. Town Concrete, Team Sleep, Mos Def, Ludacris, Ghetto boys, Eddie Murphy, De la Soul, P funk, Richard Cheese and Lounge against the machine, Sublime, 311, The Killers, Smashing pumpkins, The Cure, Radiohead, Jurassic 5, Common, Nonpoint, Ghostface, Alice in Chains, The Bloodhound Gang, and pretty much everything old school...I'm talking about Pilot, and Rick James.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, The Pink Panther, Running Scared, Tommy Boy, Bronxe Tale, Trading Places, Mystery Men, Rocky 1-4, Action Jackson, all lethal weapons, Coming to America, Almost Heroes, The Godfather, Black Sheep, Scarface, every sandler movie, Running scared, Dumb and Dumber, Family Values Tour'98, I, Zombie, Point Break, every zombie movie ever made and anything thats a lame horror movie to a stupid comedy.

Television:

Comedy Central, Rescue Me, Nip/Tuck, pretty much anything but expecially My super sweet 16.

Books:

Painting Flowers on Rocks, which was a very good read. Interestingly enough it was about painting flowers on rocks. I couldn't put it down. Except for when I was painting flowers on rocks.

Heroes:

My heroes are my grandfather Joe Q, The RZA, Chris Rock, Richard Pryor, George Lopez, Dave Attell, Bret Hart, Action Jackson, Dick Van Dyke, and Rodney Dangerfield.

R.I.P.
Russell Jones

"The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long."

My Blog

They say, "Laughter is the best medicine..."

The best medicine By Bobbi Sistrunk Thu Apr 03, 2008, 12:27 PM EDT         &nb sp;         &n. ..
Posted by Jason Marcus on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 08:55:00 PST

Exactly how smart is the average bear anyway?

    My father is not retarded. With that established, why did it take him two (2) whole days (the guy doesnt work) to replace a doorknob.  They can train bears to walk on balls and...
Posted by Jason Marcus on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 07:53:00 PST