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gcarlin1936

About Me

I Was Born on May 12th 1936. I Was Married to the Love of My life Brenda, Who Passed Away In 1997 Of Liver Cancer. We have a Daughter Named Kelly. twelve Days after Our Marriage, She is Now 43 years old.Now About Me. I was Born in NewYork City, At age 2 i Was told My mother Left My Father Due To "Complications". I Lived On West 121st Steet, Which Back Then We Called White Harlem. I Musta Been a Badass.At 17 I Did What Every kid Now Wants to Do. i Said Fuck School and Dropped Out *Yay* , Then Stupidly Joined The USA Air Force *Boo*. On July 7th 1953 I Was Discharged, Due To Being an "Unproductive Airman"In '72 I Was Arrested Due to My Comedy: People Were Complaining Of My Abusive Language. And Saying I was Cursing Too Much. Well I Say, If you Dont want to Hear What I have to Say, Dont Buy the Fucking Tickets. I have Pictures of the Arresst Slip.

My Interests

Car Accidents, Death, Anything With Stupidity -------------------------------------------- - "I'm not afraid of heights, I'm just afraid of falling from them."

I'd like to meet:

God so I Can Learn the Meaning Of Life. Then Auction off the Info On the Black Market to Watch What USA Will Do About It. ------------------------------------------------------------ ------ "When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."

Music:

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4I wanna live, I don't wanna die. That's the whole meaning of life: not dying! I figured that shit out by myself in the third grade."

Movies:

- "Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?"

Television:

My Show's And My Comedy- "If there is a god, may he strike me dead."

Books:

Which of My Books Was Better?
When Will jesus Bring the PorkChops
Brain Droppings
Napalm And Silly Putty
Hearing Me Live

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Heroes:

- "What was the best thing before sliced bread?"