Car Accidents, Death, Anything With Stupidity -------------------------------------------- - "I'm not afraid of heights, I'm just afraid of falling from them."
God so I Can Learn the Meaning Of Life. Then Auction off the Info On the Black Market to Watch What USA Will Do About It. ------------------------------------------------------------ ------ "When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."
I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4I wanna live, I don't wanna die. That's the whole meaning of life: not dying! I figured that shit out by myself in the third grade."
- "Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?"
My Show's And My Comedy- "If there is a god, may he strike me dead."
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