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Darren

I'M NOT INSANE...I'M JUST SMARTER THAN YOU!

About Me

"THIS JUST IN...PEOPLE WHO DANCE ARE CONSIDERED INSANE BY THOSE WHO CAN'T HEAR THE MUSIC!" HEYY EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO MY MINDLESS PROFILE. I STARTED PLAYING GUITAR 15 YEARS AGO AND BEGAN WRITING SONGS 7 YEARS AGO. I'M A BIG SPORTS FAN AND WORK WITH A MANUFACTURER OF OFFICIALLY LICENSED SPORT MERCHANDISE. NOW I'M TIRED OF TALKIN ABOUT MYSELF.
I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6 !
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Darren
Birthday: Halloween 1984
Birthplace: L.A.
Current Location: Valencia
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: A lot of European
The Shoes You Wore Today: PUMA
Your Weakness: My guitars
Your Fears: Getting beaten to death with a dildo
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni from Numbero Uno
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Play the Staple's Center...yea right!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hahh
Thoughts First Waking Up: How much I hate my alarm clock
Your Best Physical Feature: I don't know...my man ass
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: Seeing my first G3 concert
Pepsi or Coke: 7-UP
MacDonalds or Burger King: In-N-Out Burger
Single or Group Dates: Single dates...it's more personal
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Don't like ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Not on my fucking life
Do you Sing: Yea, but I am a better guitar player
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Already in college
Do you want to get Married: Too young to think about it
Do you belive in yourself: I believe I have the ability to succeed
Do you get Motion Sickness: Rarely
Do you think you are Attractive: I am to certain girls
Are you a Health Freak: Not a freak but I like to know what goes in my body
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: My guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No I'd puke
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Hell Yea about 5 times this month
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I go fat dipping baby!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A guitar pick
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes but I wasnt even trying to be
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Burried alive under a huge pile of expensive guitars
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Producer
What country would you most like to Visit: Funky Town
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: As long as it isn't grey
Short or Long Hair: No buzzcuts
Height: No 7 foot amazonian women
Weight: Gotta be able to fit in my car
Best Clothing Style: Whatever works for her
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: Lots
Number of Piercings: I have one eyebrow and three ear
Number of Tattoos: One on my left arm
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 7 and one half things
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My Interests

AIM/YAHOO MSGR: PLAYGUITAR741

I'd like to meet:

JIMI HENDRIX

Music:

THE DEVIN TOWNSEND BAND! ALSO...Van Halen, Led Zeppelin, Guns N Roses, The Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan, Metallica, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Deftones, The Beatles, Sublime, The Mars Volta, Pantera, Tenacious D, The White Stripes, Avenged Sevenfold, As I Lay Dying, The Black Keys, Audioslave, Children of Bodom, Mudvayne, Soilwork, Tom Waits, Ozzy, Black Sabbath, Shadows Fall, Deep Purple, Stone Temple Pilots, Nirvana, In Flames, Motorhead, Black Label Society, Superjoint Ritual, and many others.Guitar Legends Who Should Be Admired and Worshiped By Everyone: Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Page, Keith Richards, Eric Clapton, Eddie Van Halen, Dimebag, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Eric Johnson, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Randy Rhoads, Ritchie Blackmore, B.B. King, and Zakk Wylde.

Movies:

COMEDY AND HORROR MOSTLY

Television:

NOT MUCH

Books:

ANYTHING THAT MAKES ME THINK IS WORTH READING

Heroes:

MY PARENTS, AMERICAN VETERANS, FIREFIGHTERS, THE MUSICIANS WHO'VE INSPIRED ME AND CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER.

My Blog

Tonight

We're playing Saturday night (4-22-06) at The Joint over on Pico. We go on at 11. Check it out! -Darren
Posted by Darren on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 08:08:00 PST

New Band's First Show in Hollywood 2-21-06

I never post blogs but this deserves a post. My new band is playing our first show at The Whiskey on Tuesday Feb. 21st. If you can make it please come down and check out the show. We go on at 9pm. Roc...
Posted by Darren on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 09:24:00 PST