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About Me

'My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian woman named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.'

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Eddie Izzard,George Carlin,Shirley Manson, Jimi Hendrix, Joe Dimaggio, Tony Larussa, Angelina Jolie, Franklin Roosevelt, Marilyn Monroe, Oliver Stone, Elvis, JFK, Sophia Copolla, Al Pacino, Andy Garcia,Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr...

My Blog

WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS RIGHT NOW

Well here it is, February. The holidays are over, life is getting back to normal. The weather still sucks but thats okay i like the cold. I thought all thru november and december that the stuff they w...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 21:46:00 GMT

Are You Serious???

 So anyway i'm drivin to work this morning, smokin my marlboro, listening to Beethoven, yeah i know i was in a weird mood this morning, anyway i in this section of bryant where all the house sit ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:48:00 GMT

fustration and perplexion

I was just looking to find a review of the last harry potter game on the xbox, you know i was bored, i  have never played one of them so i thought well maybe thats cuz they suck. So i thought i w...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 21:28:00 GMT

Fumbling the Ball

 Experience. Its a wonderful tool. Experience is the one thing in life that you can absolutely not rush. It comes at its own speed. Sometimes it takes awhile, sometimes it hits you like a retarde...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 00:21:00 GMT

FUNNY STUFF

So anyway i was sitting here all bored and stuff and thought i would share a little story with ya'll... So anyway this little story takes place at Radioshack, thats where i work, Me and this dude Clin...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 23:23:00 GMT

Digital Converter Boxes

Well for those of you don't know i work at RadioShack now, and although i do enjoy it, there is was thing that really pisses me off. Digital Converter Boxes. Yes if you don't know the national goverme...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:28:00 GMT

HOLY SHIT

Well here it is 1:45 p.m. Thursday, August 23rd. I found out about two hours ago that Christina has started to dialate and the baby has turned. Then the doctor says he doesn't think it will be today ...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 12:01:00 GMT

Baseball again

Ok, ok, ok... I have to admit that even though last week i was so totally against Barry Bonds breaking the record, last night i watched an entire game between the Giants and the Nationals with absolut...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 13:12:00 GMT

My gears are grinding again...

     What really grinds my gears...    Well most of the people that read this don't need to read this to understand that i am a baseball fan. As a matter of fact i'm sure...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 08:32:00 GMT

Public Announcement

Well its been awhile since i wrote anything, but i felt it nessacary to come on here today to talk about a very dangerous problem. A problem so horrible that i fear the whole world might be in great p...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:57:00 GMT