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BRIAN M00TE

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I TELL JOKES. IT IS FUN. COME OUT AND WATCH.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Ice Road Truckers, Mike Rowe, and Hillary Clinton, maybe Bill if he is around and not doing anything.

My Blog

My Digital Press KIt

Brian Moote Booking Info: 909-910-7128 or [email protected]:            Brian Moote began his comedy career performing in the coveted 34th spot of an open mic show. It was then that he realiz...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 17:40:00 GMT

Brian Moote, Boston College, UConn against Boston College

http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/college/standup/steal...Every time you watch this clip from my page, I get points toward winning a trip for two to the National College Comedy Finals in Aspen, CO. Steal t...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 00:06:00 GMT

Hell Gig = Malta, MT

Hell Gig Hell gigs are defined by comedians as you can imagine a gig in hell. Often times they are in small steak houses full of rednecks or small coffee shops full of pretentious hipsters. The funn...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 14:30:00 GMT

Making My Ancestors Proud

Making My Great Grandparents Proud   This epic saga about one man's voyage to the birth place of his American heritage is a tail filled Irish pride, and a lot of dry heaving, which are often one ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 12:25:00 GMT

Rock Factor Politics

Rock Factor Politics So the Republicans are anti-rockstar now. They think that the image is dangerous and they are saying it could mean that Obama may not be the candidate that America needs. We don...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:02:00 GMT

They Give You Bongos in Hell

This morning I had the unique opportunity to answer that age-old question, "What is hell?" I have been there folks, I saw it with my own, hung over, eyes from the paper thin window of my room. Hell is...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 10:29:00 GMT

TRUE LIFE: Comedian

  This blog details the shows that I had in roughly a month while in the Northwest. Some were great, and some were exactly the opposite of that. They ranged from sold out 350 person shows in a ne...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 20:28:00 GMT

Me and My Friend Mendelson

I am terrible at road rage. I wish I were good. I wish I had no ambivalence about honking a horn at people when they do something corky'esk. Every time I should honk, I stop myself and start to ponder...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 12:48:00 GMT

Killing the crowd and your soul

Everybody needs a closer.
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 15:29:00 GMT

Westboro Baptist Lunatics

It is rare that I would ever agree with Hannity. This video is the only time I have ever said, "You know Hannity, well said you are so right." Oh, it is so nice to see people using the 1st ...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:30:00 GMT