Credentials |
Last weekend Gary Gulman dropped in at the Comedy studio. and it was a lot of fun especially at the end when he called out a couple girls who had talked through everyones set. the confrontation l...
Posted by Jono Zalay on Tue, 20 May 2008 10:04:00 PST |
gayest birthday |
i have had some strange luck on my birthday the last couple years. a year ago, Rev. Jerry Falwell, grade A scumbag and all-around bigot, dropped dead to the delight of millions. and this year, the vic...
Posted by Jono Zalay on Thu, 15 May 2008 01:21:00 PST |
Strike Out |
The writers' strike is over! Hooray! Now I can shave my strike moustache... but I won't. Not even the end of a socialist struggle can contend with the manliness.
The best part of strik...
Posted by Jono Zalay on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:36:00 PST |
superperfect |
going into superbowl XLIV, i had concluded that the only thing worse than a 19-0 season for the patriots was to have Eli Manning win a superbowl ring. but in hindsight that was a very pessimistic atti...
Posted by Jono Zalay on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 12:57:00 PST |
twilight intruder |
a few nights ago, i went to bed in my boxers, as usual. the next morning, i awoke to find that i was completely naked. i searched around and eventually found my boxers, folded, underneath my pil...
Posted by Jono Zalay on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 10:35:00 PST |
Jurassic Paper |
as i had alluded my last blog, during my last weekend in san diego i somehow contracted strep throat and brought it back to boston for another week. this was inconvenient, since i had a 15-2...
Posted by Jono Zalay on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:37:00 PST |
the worst |
the worst part about having to write a long science paper while sick and on antibiotics is that you can't even drink to make it fun. it is just the worst.
Posted by Jono Zalay on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 08:17:00 PST |
Upgrade! |
Sharing a living space with a female, i have witnessed a lot more television commercials geared toward the feminine demographic. the one i found disturbing was i believe tampax in their ad with the th...
Posted by Jono Zalay on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:58:00 PST |
The Essence of My Humor |
I was looking through my notes to decide which jokes to work out last night, and I came across a page with only 2 jokes on it. One joke takes up practically the whole page and is a...
Posted by Jono Zalay on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 10:18:00 PST |
Superworse |
i went to see superbad and although i'm sure it was a really fun movie, my cinematic experience last night has probably ruined it forever. my friend dan and i were a little late getting to the theatre...
Posted by Jono Zalay on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 01:41:00 PST |
