Two Words: Josh Slightly Exhausted |
It's been a while (since I accidentally got a Staind song stuck in my own head) but here goes nuffin!Things I Have Done (Followed by three word descriptions!):-Visited the Museum of Jurassic Technolog...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 00:11:00 GMT |
CDs, Nuts! |
I'm pretty sure that this blog has a limited enough readership that this next sentence will not offend/inconvenience more than a handful of people.SPOILER ALERTIf you are my girlfriend, do not read th...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 23:36:00 GMT |
You’re Growns Up (And You’re Growns Up, And You’re Growns Up) |
This evening I will board a plane and head westward to Los Angeles, the home of The Dude, Trent and Mikey, and several people who actually exist. If one is to believe the wildly divergent hype a...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 05:32:00 GMT |
Geez Louise-iana |
So this morning I was trying to look up the Louisiana Purchase on Wikipedia, but I forgot the word "Wikipedia." The only way I remembered it was by describing it in my head: "It's...like...an encyclo...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 16:00:00 GMT |
Horrorshows! |
In the past, I have performed at many hilarious comedy shows. Some of them were hilarious only in retrospect. For examples:1. The time I performed at West Point two years ago when we all performed ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:19:00 GMT |
Heat Me! |
"On Hotness"Because I have a car and I do not have an iPod, I have heard the song "This Is Why I'm Hot" by rapper Mims roughly a hundred thousand times over the past few months. At first, I was convi...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 06:49:00 GMT |
The Tao of Snakes |
We are a culture obsessed with irony. Only in 21st century America, in the face of a wobbly economy and an ever-extending list of interminable international death tolls, could a major TV network consi...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 07:15:00 GMT |
No More Mr. Nice Guy |
I feel like I'm not tough, and I think that the one thing that tough guys have that I do not have, is a totally bitchin' nickname. So I came up with a list of nicknames that I think could kick my bad...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 12:39:00 GMT |
Heeby Jeebies |
So, last night proved that I'm pretty much the Jewiest, dorkiest Jewdork this side of anyplace. Brandeis hosted this competition called "The Chosen One" primarily for Jewish comedians. The whole eve...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 06:46:00 GMT |
Going Down in a Blog of Glory |
So here we are. My totally unnecessary blog. It's just me and you (plural?). I'm going to do my best to fill your bandwidth with joy and karate and sound and fury and pastry. Some of that is beyon...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 14:06:00 GMT |
