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Rob O'Reilly

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About Me

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My Interests

performing stand-up comedy, basketball, tennis, skiing, strip solitaire

I'd like to meet:

My biological father.

Music:

weezer, ben folds five, the cure, wilco, death cab for cutie, get-up kids, pixies, at the drive-in, sublime, guster, belle & sebastian, arcade fire, nirvana, NIN, postal service, dispatch, rancid, cake, coldplay, radiohead, phantom planet, blur, jimmy eat world, ryan adams, harvey danger band, franz ferdinand, , the kinks, the doors, the ramones, smashing pumpkins, blur, toadies, okgo, sparta, the killers, tilly and the wall, greenday, live, tom petty, kanye west, jay-z, the clash, bush, the verve, radiohead, mighty mighty bosstones, white stripes, strokes, my chemical romance, 80s music

Movies:

Wet Hot American Summer, Office Space, Elf, The Incredibles, Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club, The Matrix, Dumb & Dumber, High Fidelity, Reality Bites, Donnie Darko, A Beautiful Mind, Catch Me If You Can, Anchorman, Old School, Life Is Beautiful, Knocked Up

Television:

The Office (BBC), 30 Rock, Lost, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Entourage, The Office (NBC), Family Guy

Books:

Great Gatsby, Goosebump's Attack of the Mutants

Heroes:

Donnie Jeffcoat of Wild and Crazy Kids

My Blog

Lakers Do Their Best Impression of Tim Russert

The Celtics defeated the Lakers in Boston last night to win the NBA championship four games to two.  The 131-92 point shellacking was the largest finals-clinching gap in NBA history.  Kevin ...
Posted by Rob O'Reilly on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 02:12:00 PST

My Second Time Doing Stand-Up Comedy

                 "I think cops cause more accidents than they prevent," I studdered.  "When you see one on the road, you ...
Posted by Rob O'Reilly on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 11:56:00 PST

The Trojan Horse

Why didn't the Trojans look inside the horse? The Greeks hid inside it and slaughtered them in their sleep.  Can you imagine if Iraq suddenly gave us a huge wooden camel?  Left it at an air...
Posted by Rob O'Reilly on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 03:22:00 PST

American Gladiator

If there's one show that needs to be brought back, it's American Gladiators! Greatest show ever! Bring it back, oh Gods of TV! With the original cast! Granted, it's been 15 years since Malibu has seen...
Posted by Rob O'Reilly on Thu, 24 May 2007 03:22:00 PST

Dating in New York City

I recently graduated from Boston University and now I'm living the single life in New York. Dating in NYC is very difficult. It's a weird paradox because there are millions of people out there who'd b...
Posted by Rob O'Reilly on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 12:45:00 PST

Astoria Basketball Association

I'm currently subletting in Astoria, Queens from a comedian named Dan Allen. Also living with us is Tim Young. Both are very funny guys who have been on Comedy Central. Dan runs a basketball league fo...
Posted by Rob O'Reilly on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 01:51:00 PST

Evolving Toward Extra Chromosomes

I'm married to a wine glass, whom I sleep with every night.  Fortunately, we have a Tempur-pedic bed.  I can jump up and down without disturbing her.  You probably didnt get that joke....
Posted by Rob O'Reilly on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 11:38:00 PST

Let's talk about Sex, baby

The following is a column I wrote for Boston University that was never published Inspiring Born-Again Virgins, One Awful Experience at a Time          ...
Posted by Rob O'Reilly on Wed, 17 May 2006 04:36:00 PST

Affirmative Action

the following is one of my many columns that was never published at Boston Unversity Fighting Racism with a Hypocritical Paradox   The other day, my black friend Helen refused to go in ...
Posted by Rob O'Reilly on Tue, 16 May 2006 03:37:00 PST

Am I Gay?

About a month ago, I was having sex with my then-girlfriend after about four hours of playing Zelda on N64. Suddenly I shouted, "I'll bet the water suit is in the Shadow Temple!" My girlfriend gave me...
Posted by Rob O'Reilly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST