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Bill Squire

I just like things I want.

About Me

My name is Bill Squire and I am a stand up comedian. When I was 6 years old I fell on a wooden deck and broke my arm. Everyone had a good laugh. I guess you could say I was bitten by the comedy bug at a very early age.

My Interests

Discovery Channel

I'd like to meet:

everybody..

I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6 !

Music:

Nine Inch Nails, Foo Fighters, Rx Bandits.

Movies:

Kevin Smith movies. The Godfathers, Sin City, Pulp Fiction, Boogie Nights, Kill Bill, Boiler Room. Lots of other movies.

Television:

Arrested Development, The Office, Futurama, ATHF, Robot Chicken, The Simpsons, The Shield, Mythbusters, My Name is Earl, Dexter, Rescue Me.

Books:

Ha Ha

Heroes:

Batman

My Blog

This is Patrice O'neal standing up for comedy.

Watch this. And here is a funny rape joke.Nice Guy Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Bill Squire on Wed, 16 May 2007 11:16:00 PST

Offended.

I get offended only when some one else is offended by something that is meant to be offensive. Make sense?
Posted by Bill Squire on Tue, 15 May 2007 01:01:00 PST

Do you need to waste time?

I did a whole bunch of survey things. They are so fun!You Are 0% GentlemanYou're one crass guy, and you generally don't care if the world knows it.Be careful! You're scaring people away, especially wo...
Posted by Bill Squire on Wed, 02 May 2007 10:27:00 PST

An Incident at the Improv (video blog)

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Posted by Bill Squire on Tue, 01 May 2007 11:26:00 PST

Litter

I don't like litter. It haunts my dreams. When I see some one driving down the highway just fling a cup or a McDonald's bag out the window I really want to punish them in a way that would rehabilitate...
Posted by Bill Squire on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 11:01:00 PST

Homeland Security sketch on comcast cable

Thanks to ziddio.com, our sketch "Homeland Security" is going to be on Comcast Cable OnDemand:When: April 26th - May 14th, 2007Where: Comcast ON DEMAND - just go to The Cutting Edge > Ziddio > Ziddio...
Posted by Bill Squire on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:14:00 PST

without women.

So last night a friend and I got into a discussion about how everything we do is pretty much to impress women. Then we went through a few scenarios where women weren't around anymore. Scenario one: On...
Posted by Bill Squire on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:31:00 PST

Stupid Laughing Babies

This is funnier than any joke I will ever write. A Couple Of Laughing Babies - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!...
Posted by Bill Squire on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:57:00 PST

Child's Play

I got a new computer today. It is a macbook. So it has a webcam built right in. So i made this video. ...
Posted by Bill Squire on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 10:40:00 PST

A Glorified Beating

I was watching a popular tv show just now and one of the main charachters got beat up by a group of people. It was a pretty brutal beating but he got some shots in and afterwards he looked pretty cont...
Posted by Bill Squire on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 11:24:00 PST