My scars are cooler than your tattoos. This is what I would look like if I dropped 30 lbs and were a cartoon.I am a zombie. I like to eat brains. I hate shotguns & blunt objects. Many of my ancestors died in the Night of the Living Dead disaster in the 70s. I'm pretty sure my womb is like Lake Erie. I want to die from spontaneous combustion. I also like to open mouth kiss.
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Anything that makes me want to fight, cry, shake my ass or make the loves. Radiohead, Head Automatica, Dog Fashion Disco, Moto/Mildseven, Portishead, The Pixies, Iggy Pop & the Stooges, Bikini Kill, The Bronx, Eazy E, Mastodon, Most Mike Patton Projects, Wu Tang Clan, The Misfits (feat Danzig), Etta James, Prince, Smashing Pumpkins, Fugazi, Diana Ross & the Supremes, Famous Monsters, QOTSA, Deftones, Sneaker Pimps, Marvin Gaye, Cibo Matto, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Outkast, Guitar Wolf, The Cramps, Sly & the Family Stone, Pulp, Weezer, Beastie Boys, Muse, Buffalo Daughter, Fugees, The Postal Service, The Breeders, Al Green, Siouxie and the Banshees, Nina Simone, MC5, The Cars, Lil Kim, The Runaways, Rev. Horton Heat, The Donnas, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Nashville Pussy, Beck, PJ Harvey, Decendents, Helmet, Dead Milkmen, Bear vs Shark, Ike & Tina Turner, Belle & Sebastian, Deelite, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Dissonant, Still Remains, The Rockit King, FTT, Robot Explosion, Stevie Wonder, Jeff Buckley, Denali, the Clash, Man or Astroman?, the Cure, Dangerville, The Ramones, Bleeding Through, Dillenger Escape Plan, A Tribe Called Quest, Nellie McKay, The The, PJ Harvey, Modest Mouse, Built to Spill, Thrice, The Animals, Velvet Underground, Kid Koala, Lovage, Pizzicato Five, Minor Threat, Trivium, The Dandy Warhols, Slayer, The Donnas, Clutch, 2Pac, Biggie, Faith No More, DJ Shadow, Blondie, The Dead Milkmen, The Jim Carrol Band, The Ramones, Weezer, Man or Astroman?, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Clash, Tenacious D, The Afghan Wigs, Social D, Sneaker Pimps(with Kelly Ali), Rollins Band, Helmet, Racounteurs, Primus, Portishead, Fugazi, Ministry, L7, Johnny Cash, so on and so forth. Honestly, I'm cool with just about anything EXCEPT Panic! at the Disco. They're so fucking terrible
I only watch movies that star cowboys, robots, pirates, ninjas, spacemen, hobos, magicians or Bruce Campbell. OH! and leprechauns.
Used to be a Late Night Talk Show Junkie, and then I started working mornings. Always down for Browns, Pistons and Indians Games. Old Law and Order reruns are good in a pinch. When I lived in Kentucky I was addicted to Friday Night Standup on Comedy Central. Adult Swim is the bomb. Everything I like gets canceled, which means Heroes, 30 Rock, The Office, Family Guy, South Park and It's Always Sunny in Philly are fucked. Lucky Louie was the shit! HBO can suck it. I'm all about Project Runway, but the cast this year is SO unlikable.
Last few books I read were "Comedy at the Edge", "100 Minute Bible", "Valley of the Dolls", "Sex Drugs and CoCo Puffs", "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil", "How to Lose Friends and Alienate People", "The Game", "High Fidelity", "If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B-Movie Actor", "Middlesex" and "How to Make Love Like a Pornstar". Working on Moby Dick again.
Mark "Munch" Bishop, Kim, Jack and Cade Dorer, Helen June Kasky, Don & Diana Cantle and all my bitches in the BRRG.
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