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Joe Howard

"Not Funny!!"-Black guy at my show 10 seconds into my act.

About Me

All-time quarterback for Team Douchebag. Tryed unsucessfully to get in to the BDP (Big Dick Posse.) I suck at directions and yet I'm well traveled. I am also a world class juggler.

My Interests

MY FLICKR PAGE!!! Go there and comment on my photos. I JUST ADDED A TON OF NEW PICS!!!I also love: Goth shit. Euro Metal (uncircumsized metal), Raw hip-hop. Stand up comedy. Skateboarding. Music. Reading. Drinking. Clothes. Shoes. Apple Computers. Coffee. Bumming people out. Eating asparagus then smelling my pee. Being miserable.

I'd like to meet:

Morrissey.

Movies:

Elephant Man.

Television:

My TV is covered with spit.

Books:

The Wisdom of Florence Scovel Shinn, Rickles book by Don Rickles, Happy Endings by Jim Norton,

My Blog

Whats good..or my united states of whatever.

Well, here I sit... I'm happy the Cleveland Indians are on the west coast this week cause that means they will be on late and after doing comedy i can go to a bar and watch them. You see tomorrow I g...
Posted by Joe Howard on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 10:23:00 PST

EUROPE!! finally!

I'm late posting this blog..I went to Europe..a month ago. but it was fun..I feel like someones uncle showing a slideshow at Thanksgiving. I'm not gonna drone on and on about how America is doomed b...
Posted by Joe Howard on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 07:37:00 PST

Things I'm currently obsessing over. Black History Month

I just came off a week of stand-up at my home club, Hilarities right here in the frozen tundra that is Cleveburgh. But this was no typical week at the club--I was working with black comics. I won't sa...
Posted by Joe Howard on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:11:00 PST

A good week. Finally

I just had a great week at the Cleveland Improv..The headliner was John Morgan..Johns from New Orleans and I seriously never met a nicer headliner. I just found him to be so funny. His wife won the ...
Posted by Joe Howard on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 03:23:00 PST

All Football Fans Are Fags and Should Die.

I went for a bike ride around Cleveland w/ some friends...okay.... it was me, my friend/nerd Jurgen Koch,my wife and her friend Katie. Now.I'll be honest my wife and our friend Kate are 9's ..me and ...
Posted by Joe Howard on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 03:28:00 PST

Mexico.

So yeah.. I went to Mexico for a much needed vacation. Let me start off by saying I hate to fly. My wife is even worse... she despises it. Mexico does not have alot of flights going to it. so the a...
Posted by Joe Howard on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 06:34:00 PST

Thanks Steve.

Roller derby wasn't a laughing matter...until now... The Burning River Roller Girls Comedy Benefit is on! Friday, July 21st @ 8 pm and 10 pm ---> $10Featuring live standup from: Joe Howard and friends...
Posted by Joe Howard on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 07:22:00 PST

Morrissey

I'm gonna say something right now that I'm not proud of...... I like Morrissey. I always have. Since Junior High. He hates everyone and is a total outcast/weirdo and as dumb as it sounds thats how ...
Posted by Joe Howard on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 03:07:00 PST