Tom McCaffrey - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm really really awesome, at least that's what I've heard from the voices in my head. I'm a comic(obviously, from that hilarious last sentence) I grew up in Money Makin' Manhattan and now I live in Money Takin' Brooklyn.
Me on Weekly Evil from Comedy Central.com ..
AMERICAN IDLE -A NEW TV SHOW WHERE CONTESTANTS COMPETE TO SEE WHO THE LAZIEST PERSON IN AMERICA IS!
ME STARRING IN A PARODY OF THE BUD LIGHT "DUDE" COMMERCIAL- FROM BARELYPOLITICAL.COM
The Being A Jerk Method Starring Me! and some other guys, it's featured on the Cracked.com website
ME PERFORMING ON THE OSCARS IN 1984 W/IRENE CARA, I WAS 10. SOMEONE POSTED THIS ON YOUTUBE(NOT ME). YOU CAN SEE ME TWO OR THREE TIMES FOR LIKE THREE SECONDS, BARELY. ME AND IRENE ARE STILL BEST FRIENDS. I KNOW, THIS IS THE MOST RANDOM SHIT EVER, BUT I SWEAR IT'S TRUE.
Various Comedy Central Clips Starring Me That Are Awesome
Tom Reel (short)
Uploaded by TomMcCaffrey
ERIC STOLTZ STARRING IN "BACK TO THE FUTURE" LOST FOOTAGE
This was made by ME, Greg Johnson and Sam Brown from Whitest Kids U Know

My Interests

Partying, watching tv on the couch, listening to death metal, complaining about my life, watching tv on the loveseat, getting drunk(on life), judging others who try things

MY ENTIRE SET FROM THE 'INVITE THEM UP CD'-COMEDY CENTRAL RECORDS

ME DOING STANDUP ON COMEDY CENTRAL - NOTICE HOW GOOD LOOKING I AM

Tom McCaffrey on Premium_Blend
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A SHORT CLIP OF MY SET FROM THE 'INVITE THEM UP CD' FROM COMEDY CENTRAL RECORDS- FOLLOWED BY AN EXPLOSIVE INTERVIEW

I'd like to meet:

Bel Biv Devoe and strippers

Music:

El Debarge, O-Town, Eminem, Nas, G-Unit, The Game, Jurassic 5, and some other stuff, I can't think under pressure.

Movies:

Wall Street, Risky Business, American Beauty, Super Troopers and of course Revenge of The Nerds part 3(the best of the series)

Television:

It's Your Move(with Jason Bateman)!! Flavor of Love, Celebrity Fit Club, basically any show where people are humiliating themselves. Also Mama's Family and Small Wonder(the earlier seasons).

Books:

Jennifer Government, Sun Also Rises, Bonfire of the Vanities, Running With Scissors and The Unauthorized Biography of Bel Biv Devoe(I told ya'll I was a comic! I just can't turn it off!)

Heroes:

Eminem, Devoe from Bel Biv Devoe

My Blog

Brain Puke

-I really like rap music but I feel like it's devolved a lot. It used to be this expression of outrage over being in an unfair situation but now it just seems to be people listing things that they own...
Posted by Tom McCaffrey on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:25:00 PST

Brain Puke

-I love it that when rappers star in movies they use their rap name in the credits. They're playing another character and their name in the credits is a made up rap alias. No one els...
Posted by Tom McCaffrey on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 01:46:00 PST

Brain Puke

-Someone called me last saturday at like 9am and I was in bed and half asleep when I answered the phone and they started like reprimanding me for not being up yet. You ever have someone get mad at you...
Posted by Tom McCaffrey on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 09:34:00 PST

Brain Puke

-When I was in the 6th grade I was voted "class clown", not because people thought I was funny but because I was an alcoholic and everyone was afraid of me. -Humans are the only animal that will show ...
Posted by Tom McCaffrey on Sun, 18 May 2008 11:15:00 PST

Brain Puke

-Sometimes I'll be listening to a song and in the song there will be a sound that for a second I think isn't in the song. The other day I was listening to a song in my car and there was an ambula...
Posted by Tom McCaffrey on Tue, 06 May 2008 06:07:00 PST

Brain Puke

-They say you should keep your friends close but your enemies closer. I agree with that which is why I'm moving in with my girlfriend. Because we hate each other. -Sometimes after I do a show people w...
Posted by Tom McCaffrey on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:37:00 PST

Brain Puke

-They say that the people you hate the most the reason you hate them is because you see qualities in them that you yourself have. I guess that’s why I hate Brad Pitt so much. I think...
Posted by Tom McCaffrey on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 01:54:00 PST

Brain Puke

-In the show ’Flavor of Love’ women compete to date Flavor Flav. Their prize is dating Flavor Flav. That’s like having a competition where the prize is having a wolverine bite ...
Posted by Tom McCaffrey on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:01:00 PST

Me and Adrien Brody got jumped in Central Park(not to brag or anything)

One night in 1990 I was out with some high school friends of mine. I went to Laguardia's Performing Arts High School in NYC. I was friends with a bunch of grafitti writers and we were young teenage bo...
Posted by Tom McCaffrey on Sun, 07 May 2006 03:13:00 PST

Guitar Skull Shit Store

-People keep telling me to buy that game 'Guitar Hero', but that sounds sort of irresponsible. I want a game with a little more security like "Law School Hero". My dad keeps getting on me to buy that ...
Posted by Tom McCaffrey on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 08:19:00 PST