Hi I am CupcakeI am a very sarcastic. I love to laugh ( who doesn't.) I am a stand up comedy nut ( not a groupie either) but if you know a lot about stand up it's a good way to keep my attention.
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I am not into much, I like comedy shows and going to the movies. I don't like clubs or crowded bars, i like dive bars and listening to blues bands, not much of a vegas person. I will never go camping and I don't like the beach, I like walking and working out. I like people watching and listening to other peoples conversations, I really don't like meeting new people. I like kids and I don't eat meat.I am pretty chill
Comedians, Photographers, models, makeup artist I am currently on myspace to network and keep in touch with old friends.I am not looking for love, lust or a date on myspace.. but thank you.
Check out Jeremy Hotz website...
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Check out Comedian Louie Katz Video. Look for me in it I play Cleopatra and a Robot Hooker.
Quotes from my favorite movies of all time. If you can name them all, I will be very impress.
"Everybody steals from everybody, that's Hollywood."
"Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time"
My Grandmother always used to say "why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free".
"No, thank you, I take it black, like my men"
"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."
"Nothing gold can stay."
"I love you, I always will. Know that. But I'm not your fucking whore."
"And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!"
"I'm not. I'm not a nice girl."
"Lying's the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off - but it's better if you do."
"No, you know. I'll tell ya, I was hoping for a goodnight laid, but I'd settle for a good night kiss."
"could have got more out. I could have got more. I don't know. If I'd just... I could have got more."
"Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?"
"That famous guy said it. What's his name? Uh... Oh, yeah: Jesus"
"You hate people!" " But I love gatherings, Isn't it ironic?"
"assume you're watching these because you're curious about sex... you know. Or filmmaking."
"You know, even though we've watched Pretty Woman like thirty-six times, I never get tired of making fun of it."
"Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves."
You can't navigate me. I may do mean things, and I may hurt you, and I may run away without your permission, and you may hate me forever, and I know that scares the living shit outta you 'cause you know I'm the only real thing you got."
Rob, I'm telling you this for your own good, that's the worst fuckin' sweater I've ever seen, that's a Cosby sweater."
Bren! You's a dick! I love it!
"Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?"
"What kind of sex isn't casual?"
"No. The world is full of guys. Be a man. Don't be a guy."
"You have your moments. Not many of them, but you do have them.""
I admit it I watch TV I even Have a TIVO.. almost anything on comedy central, best week ever,talk soup, flight of the concord, entourage,big love, SNL(no matter how bad it gets, I will always tivo it, I love it.) My name is Earl, scrubs and The Office.
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Marco Patino he makes me me beautiful + he is one of the nicest people( when he is not being a dork J/k) check out his work www.marcoman.com do it!.. Also, all the stand up comedians who go out there nightly and give it there all, to an ungrateful crowd who bitches about there 2 drink min and yells out during your set, those people deserve to be punched in the face.. to all you hard working comedians.. keep making them laugh:)