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LONG GONE LOSER MAGAZINE
PO BOX 18
MODBURY NORTH
S.A. 5092
AUSTRALIA
www.longgoneloser.com

LONG GONE LOSER is the only rock n roll trash culture magazine in Australia. Based in Melbourne, Australia, with contributors from around the globe, this aint no scrappy cut and paste zine. This is the real deal! We have interviewed the likes of: Alabama Thunderpussy, MAD 3, The Stooges, Massappeal, Boris, Manowar, Hardcore Superstar, Nikki Sixx, Tila Tequila, Mitch O'Connell, Jeff Dahl, The Hip-Priests, Baby Woodrose, The Bellrays, Nashville Pussy, Fu Manchu, The Muffs, The Nerds, The Darkness, Mudhoney, The Riverboat Gamblers, The Dead Kings, Million Dollar Marxists, Tara McPherson, Broadzilla, Monster Magnet, The Immortal Lee County Killers, The Hellacopters, DJ Z*Trip, Young Heart Attack, Cori Yarckin, The Dexateens, The Mistreaters, MC5, Hardcore Superstar, Backyard Babies, The Wildhearts, Bubble, The White Stripes, Iron Maiden, The Casanovas, The Datsuns, Turbonegro, Murderdolls, Gore Gore Girls, Radio Birdman, The D4, The International Noise Conspiracy, The Melvins, The Donnas, The Lunachicks, Social Distortion, The Dirtbombs, New Bomb Turks, Dinosaur Jr., Bob Log III, Refused, Hammerlock, Henry Rollins, Cherry Valance, Brother Brick, The Spitfires, The Weaklings, Adam West, Playboy playmate Corinna Harney, porn starlets Asia Carrera, Bianca Trump, Taylor Wane and Mary Carey... plus loads more like kustom kulture, art, rock, sleaze, trashy films and TV, and an unhealthy obsession with everything Jennifer Connelly.
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LONG GONE LOSER
PO BOX 18
MODBURY NORTH
S.A. 5092
AUSTRALIA
Long Gone Loser is Australia's greatest magazine of underground culture, independent music, trash films and TV, and lowbrow art. Don't let the name fool you, for those who aint familiar, Long Gone Loser is a song by the Hellacopters and cos the song is so damn good, I thought it'd be the perfect title of a magazine since the majority of people who like something "different" are usually seen as losers. Well, take pride in knowing that you rock and if they call you a loser then more power to 'em. LGL started in 1998 while the majority of music magazines that were around at the time were nothing short of boring. Nobody wrote something that I wanted to read so I started my own. It has since become global with a worldwide fanbase even reaching as far as some small town in Finland and readers from bands like the MC5, The Wildhearts, The White Stripes, The Ataris, Jet, The D4, Jack Johnson, and Turbonegro.
You can order LGL online through www.longgoneloser.com using Paypal.
Wanna catch me online? Contact me, I'm usually around.
MSN - damomusclecar 'at' hotmail.com
ICQ - 7118583
YAHOO - musclecarrock

My Interests

LGL focus' on everything that's cool including music, pin-up girls, photography, other zines, b-grade movies, trashy tv, girls who wear leopard skin, hot rods, muscle cars, skateboarding, records, CD's, weird and cool toys, etc...

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to interview these people / bands: Jennifer Connelly, Lemmy (Motorhead), Venom, Tori Amos, Shannen Doherty, Jessica Biel, Catherine Chiarelli, Christina Ricci, Lita (Amy Dumas), Emily Booth, Geri 'Ginger Spice' Halliwell, John Waters, Michelle Bauer, Johnny Depp, Bret 'The Hitman' Hart, anyone whose a ninja, and anyone who was on Temptation Island.

Music:

13th Floor Elevators
3 Colours Red
411
54 Nude Honeys
7 Seconds
AC/DC
Aerosmith
Airbourne
All
Amber Pacific
American Heartbreak
American Hi-Fi
Andrew WK
And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead
Aretha Franklin
Ash
Asteroid B-612
Backyard Babies
Beastie Boys
Beautiful Creatures
Billie Holiday
Blink-182
Blue Cheer
Bon Jovi
Boris The Sprinkler
Born Against
Bowling For Soup
Brides Of Destruction
Brother Brick
Buckcherry
Buffalo Tom
Butch Walker
Cheap Trick
Cori Yarckin
Dag Nasty
Dashboard Confessional
Dead Boys
Dead Can Dance
Dead Kennedys
"Demons"
Descendents
Devil Dogs
Devin Townsend
Detroit Cobras
Division Of Laura Lee
DJ Z-Trip
Dog Toffee
Dogs D'Amour
Electric Eel Shock
Electric Frankenstein
Electric Sweat
Elmore James
Eve 6
Exodus
Faster Pussycat
Feeder
Franz Ferdinand
Freeloaders
Fu Manchu
Gaza Strippers
Georgia Satellites
Giants Of Science
Ginger
Gluecifer
Gorilla Biscuits
Grand Funk Railroad
Guitar Wolf
Guns 'n' Roses
Gyroscope
Hardcore Superstar
Hellacopters
Hellmenn
High Stakes
Hoodoo Gurus
Husker Du
I'm From Barcelona
Ice T
Iggy Pop
Impala
Inside Out
International Noise Conspiracy
Iron Maiden
James Brown
Jawbreaker
J Church
Jesus Lizard
Jets To Brazil
Joan Jett
Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
Kyuss
LA Guns
Lime Spiders
Lucinda Williams
Lunachicks
Manliftingbanner
Manowar
Marvelous 3
Matthew Good Band
MC5
Million Dollar Marxists
Ministry
Minor Threat
Misfits
Mono-Men
Monster Magnet
Mooney Suzuki
Motley Crue
Motorhead
Mudhoney
Murderdolls
Mustang
My Chemical Romance
Nashville Pussy
Neurosis
New Bomb Turks
New Order
Nina Simone
NOFX
Nuclear Assault
Nursery Crimes
NWA
Oasis
Parasites
Plan A
Poison
Powder Monkeys
Public Enemy
Quadrajets
Radio Birdman
Ramones
Ray Charles
Redd Kross
Refused
Rhythm Collision
Riverboat Gamblers
Rock N Roll Soldiers
Rolling Stones
Rollins Band
Ronnie Spector
Rose Tattoo
Royal Beat Conspiracy
Run DMC
Running Wild
Ryan Adams
Screamfeeder
Screeching Weasel
Sea Hags
Semisonic
Sex Pistols
Shellac
Silver Ginger 5
Skid Row
Slayer
Snuff
Sons Of Cyrus
Soul Asylum
Spermbirds
SR-71
Stereophonics
Supersnazz
Supersuckers
Sweatmaster
Swervedriver
Tankard
Ted Nugent
Teengenerate
Teen Machine
Tesla
The 5,6,7,8's
The Almighty
The Angels
The Bellrays
The Cants
The Cherry Valance
The Clash
The Cult
The D4
The Darkness
The Datsuns
The Dexateens
The Dictators
The Dirtbombs
The Doits
The Donnas
The Dragons
The DT's
The Dubrovniks
The Dwarves
The Eastern Dark
The Flaming Sideburns
The Gimmies
The Hard-Ons
The Hives
The Hookers
The Killers
The Kinks
The Missing Links
The Mistreaters
The Mr. T Experience
The Muffs
The Mummies
The Mystaken
The Nerds
The Pretty Things
The Queers
The Quireboys
The Runaways
The Saints
The Shine
The Solution
The Specimens
The Stooges
The Stupids
The Weaklings
The Who
The Wildhearts
The Yo-Yo's
The Yum-Yums
Thin Lizzy
Thunder Express
Tori Amos
Transvision Vamp
Turbonegro
Twisted Sister
Uniform Choice
Upper Crust
Van Halen
Venom
Von Bondies
W.A.S.P.
Warrant
Weston
Wolfmother
Young Heart Attack
Youth Of Today
Zeke
Zodiac Mindwarp & The Love Reaction

Movies:

Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls is the best movie ever made by anyone ever and fuck you if you don't agree. Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill! is also brilliant... basically every Russ Meyer film is good, every John Waters film rules, the films of Jim Wynorski, David Friedman, Herschell Gordon Lewis, Doris Wishman and Fred Olen Ray are all good too, virtually every bad teen comedy, Rock N Roll Highschool, BMX Bandits, Rad, The Girl Can't Help It, Halloween, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Dario Argento horrors, anything starring Jennifer Connelly, Kevin Smith flicks, Rambo triology, Back To The Future trilogy, Jackie Chan flicks, The Warriors, Terminator, any Blair Witch Project rip offs, Saw, Blaxploitation flicks, films starring the 2 Coreys (Haim & Feldman), the John Hughes classics, rock n roll documentaries, Roadkill (the b+w rock n roll one, not the shit one) etc. all rock the casbah! Anything cheesy, trashy, and full of schlock - they usually star Julie Strain, Monique Gabrielle, Nikki Fritz and Michelle Bauer.

Television:

America's Wildest Police Videos
Banana Splits
Banzai
Batman
Beverly Hills 90210
Chips
Degrassi High
Degrassi Junior High
Dukes of Hazzard
Fat Albert
Futurama
Hanna Barbera Cartoons
House
Lancelot Link - Secret Chimp
Lost In Space
M.A.S.K.
Mission: Paintball
Prisoner
Relic Hunter
Scare Tactics
Sledgehammer
Spiderman
Temptation Island
That 70's Show
The A-Team
The Addams Family
The Brady Bunch
The Goodies
The Incredible Hulk
The Munsters
The Outer Limits
The Simpsons
The Young Ones
Thunderbirds
TNA Wrestling
Twilight Zone
Wonder Woman
WWE

Books:

"The Dirt" - Motley Crue
"Walk This Way" - Aerosmith
"Fucked By Rock - The Confessions Of Zodiac Mindwarp" - Mark Manning
"Collateral Damage" - Mark Manning
"Crackpot" by John Waters
"Have A Nice Day" - Mick Foley
"Gigs From Hell" - Sleazegrinder (*note: page 167 baby!)
"Please Kill Me" - Legs McNeil & Gillian McCain
And anything by Joe R. Lansdale
"Tommyland" by Tommy Lee
"AC/DC Maximum Rock N Roll" by Murray Engleheart with Arnaud Durieux
"Mondo Lucha A Go-Go" by Dan Madigan
Plus I read tons of magazines & zines, the best ones are:
Barracuda
Uncut
Classic Rock
Carbon 14
Blunt
Bizarre
Gearhead
Varla
Bubblegum Slut
Nerf Jihad
Horizontal Action
Juxtapoz
Psychotronic Video
Outre
Betty Paginated
Unbelievably Bad
Bizoo
Wanna trade zines? Contact me.

Heroes:



My Blog

ABOUT THE EDITOR...

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