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About Me

I'm a stand up comedian. I'm not famous or rich but the night is young. I like Reeses peanut butter cups, the color blue, sunsets, girls in sun dresses, cool summer nights and Seinfeld reruns. I like the sound of Eva Cassidy's voice, Vodka Martinis extra dry, free porn, air conditioning and writing Haikus. I love midgets but hate little people. I like dogs, the song Nothing Compares 2 U, anything cooked on a grill, movies that don't star Vin Diesel and being snowed in. I prefer pie over cake. I hate mornings, people who never shut the fuck up, the beltway, cheap vodka and award shows. I think Dolphins are overrated. I drink too much, play too much poker and watch too much TV. I wish I could play piano. I think life is too short to stress over bullshit. I think I'm tired of talking about myself. Go to my site now. RobMaher.com Or better yet, go buy My CD on itunes.

My Interests

Big Game MILF Hunting, threesomes with Supermodels, pulling out, reading minds, judging other people and learning how to whisper in a Helicopter.

I'd like to meet:

Cool people who like to laugh and have a good time and Halle Berry

Music:

Scrantonicity, the soundtracks to any and every Corey Haim movie, the Score from Schindler's List, anything by Zamphir, master of the Pan Flute and the live version of "We Built This City on Rock and Roll"

Movies:

I don't watch movies, I read.

Television:

I don't watch Television, I read.

Books:

What kind of loser reads?

Heroes:

Ron Mexico

My Blog

Quickie - A Hookup Gone Wrong

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF0np33XcLE I am on 98 Rock's Irresponsible Radio every Tuesday night from 730-Midnight. Each week I do a segment I call the Quickie. It's essentially a 2 to 3 ...
Posted by Rob Maher on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:04:00 PST

Cancun 2: Electric Boogaloo

Cancun, Here I Come! 98 Rock has been so kind to bring me back to Cancun for their annual Spring Fling. We will be staying at and broadcasting from Dreams Resort. http://www.dreamsre...
Posted by Rob Maher on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 10:41:00 PST

From 16 to 8

I've slacked a bit on my Sweet Sixteen Laughs Tournament but I did finally move on to the second round. Here's the bracket. http://www.bracketmaker.com/tmenu.cfm?edit=1&tid=269462&tcla ss=Sweet%2...
Posted by Rob Maher on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:48:00 PST

Sweet Sixteen Laughs

So here’s the deal. I’ve taken my two favorite things in this world, March Madness and my comedy and combined them. Brilliant! I’ve set up a bracket of 16 of my fav...
Posted by Rob Maher on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:27:00 PST

Running Down Your Dream

As many of you probably know I am a regular guest on 98 Rock's Irresponsible Radio. I am on every Tuesday night to be exact. Last week we started a new segment where I analyze people's dre...
Posted by Rob Maher on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:52:00 PST

Bringing Back A Classic Blog

In honor of my number one myspacer and super cool, all around deliciously awesome Dawn, here's the blog she inspired. Enjoy. Black girls are the new puppy. That is a quote from the ...
Posted by Rob Maher on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 12:10:00 PST

Must Listen To Radio

Tonight is must listen to radio on 98 Rock's Irresponsible Radio. www.myspace.com/irresponsibleradio A stripper + me claiming I made out with said stripper + her denying we ever made out +...
Posted by Rob Maher on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 01:14:00 PST

HOLIDAY FUNDRAISER TO BENEFIT CHILDRENS NATIONAL MEDICAL CENTER

Please support this show ...
Posted by Rob Maher on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:46:00 PST

Im a loser baby. So why dont you kill me?

They say a tie is like kissing your sister. Well, tying for second place is like kissing your sister and then going down on her boyfriend while your parents both tell you they love sis more.&nbs...
Posted by Rob Maher on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 08:47:00 PST

I Want To Be The Fat Olsen Twin

I have made it to the finals of the Funniest Person in Baltimore Contest. Yeah for me. The finals take place Wednesday, November 7th at 8pm at the Baltimore Comedy Factory. Before I beg an...
Posted by Rob Maher on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 09:40:00 PST