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DawnColette

I 'll hit you in the head like Vonage

About Me

I am a blunt, sarcastic, silly, highly active young lady who thinks life tastes like her favorite cereal. I think God rested on the Seventh Day because he had to watch the game with his favorite brew...That he brewed himself, of course. If he was not cooking breakfast. (he seems like a scrambled eggs with cheese kinda guy) I follow that version of religion to this very day. Life? Its is a big lesson to be learned. It is all gravy, baby... Scoop it all in a pretty ladle and pour it into my bowl. You bring the bibs, I'll bring the spoons... Umm Gravy Cereal. I judge my days on how much I laughed... So far, I have had great days and even better weekends. My friends? Jerks. I try to surround myself with honest, confidant and hilarious people. I also love people you know you are going to see in Hell because the jokes were TOTALLY worth it. I have yet to find people who crack me up till I hurt - but DC is a serious town. (smile) So far, NY folks are WAY funnier! I only eat seafood, I hate it when people pronounce the (L) in salmon, use double-negatives, and are meanies. I would rather be Hot than Cold. I smile and laugh in my sleep.

My Interests

Jumping in puddles, Using a hammer, Clapping, Cracking my back, Tickle Fights, Crossing my eyes, Embarrassing my Friends, Speaking in Sing-song, Using "Air Quotes", Laughing until I hit "silent mode", Learning, People watching, Listening to a great story, Cooking, doing the Neutron Dance.

I'd like to meet:

Who I would like to meet:
People who are happy, honest and not afraid of getting their hands and feelings a bit dirty...

Oh, and whomever invented the automatic car wash - That took some thought! I'm just sayin....... ..

My Friend Space
I have hella friends.

Robola

Jesse Eddie

Sassy Savon

Turr

Jim

Anders

Stankie-my luv

Liza

Mike

Lori D!

J. Dawg!

Hard Rawkn Coxn

EDL

Paul

Cuzn

Mr Fire

Music:

Earth Wind and Fire, Stevie Wonder, Aretha Franklin, Ella Fitz, Jill Scott., ElDebarge, Chaka Chan, Bee Gees, Five for Fighting, Coldplay, Cyndi Lauper,Tom Waits, Jackson Five, Off The Wall and Thriller still ROCK! A whole bunch of other people y'a'll never heard of - very picky -

Movies:

Blade, Empire of the Sun, Sound of Music, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, PeeWee's Big Adventure, Johny Dangerously, Princesses Bride, Goonies, Spaceballs, anything with Jim Carey, Will Ferrel, and Chris a Farley in it

Television:

American Idol, Desperate Housewives, the Nanny, The A-Team, Law and Order(s), CSI (s), Adult Swim, Venture Bros, Thundercats, Strangers With Candy, Conan Obrien, Facts if Life, Dave Chappelle

Books:

mitterunjyane - okay he is not a book - but he is a superhero! I am more of a non-fiction kinda gal - I like to learn when I read.

Heroes:

My mother, twin, brothers, grandparents, Jesse for showing me how to grout and lay tile, and mostly my father

My Blog

LA is Aiding and Abedding

This was an article from Sports Illustrated September 06, 2004The reason I disslike Kobe Bryant even more.  I think spoiled people take and I promise that man is guilty:And that the ...
Posted by DawnColette on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 05:36:00 PST

My GROIN!!!

So, I am in a silly mood - coming back from my Vegas vacationOkay... lemme bring it back a bit*Ahem*I work at an African American Visual Art Center and Gallery at the University of Maryland at College...
Posted by DawnColette on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 12:35:00 PST

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

So I made a suggestion to stuffwhitepoeplelike.org and it is NUMBER 100!!! I did not write it tho.. much funnier than what I could come up with. I just said:100 BumperstickersIt is a fact that white p...
Posted by DawnColette on Thu, 22 May 2008 10:24:00 PST

Fred and Jesse Forever

So, I live in Baltimore now... We live outside the city a bit - In a "Urban Suburb" Which I LOVE - we are about 40/60 black and white Everyone smiles and says hello The neighbor across the street cam...
Posted by DawnColette on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 07:20:00 PST

What a doooozy!

One FridayA month ago&I was ready for the weekend and things were looking great!I found out my waitressing 3 nights a week paid off because soon, I have NO MORE debt! (but student loans) However  in ...
Posted by DawnColette on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 07:26:00 PST

Rob Maher

Rob MaherI met him on Myspace years ago,Only to have a blossomed connection and friendship beyond measure today.Rob is a comedian&Funny?YesBut you know what he is even MORE than a good comedian?He is ...
Posted by DawnColette on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 11:56:00 PST

Please pass the pudding and my teeth

So I was waitressing the other dayAnd I was in the back uuurrrea with some of the staffOne young lady looked very young and we were joking about itI busted in with "Yeah, she is looking for h...
Posted by DawnColette on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 07:24:00 PST

Must Be the Midwest!

Jim and I went out for a drink and convo in ST Louis..Went to the old "Haunts" of 10 years before...We had 3 beers each (he Amstel, myself Cider)He had a burger Myself, some fries...Got the check22 bu...
Posted by DawnColette on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 12:00:00 PST

Nappy Asian, Anyone?

Jesse and I were watching Ninja WarriorLike all healthy couples do on a Saturday night "Jumping Spider" is not only awesome to watch But even awesomer to hear&I digress&There was a "well dressed" Ja...
Posted by DawnColette on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 11:43:00 PST

Cool it now...

I must say... the BEST thing about Jesse& As much as he stresses men (and I he) He relaxes me ten times over You know how? He makes me take vacations and relax. You know? Stop to smell the roses...
Posted by DawnColette on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 08:49:00 PST