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Jerry

Stories are better told with expletives

About Me

Get me outta here!!!

My Interests

Some things always change: Trainyards. Cats (for real). Dyxlesia. Insta-Get Downs. Plays on words and Word Golf. Ice Hockey (specifically Chicago Blackhawks). My digital camera and other people's photoblogs. Actually getting artwork done. Mixing my metaphors. And alliteration. Sophistry.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Weird stuff, happy stuff, self-pitying stuff, funky stuff, glorious stuff, aggressive stuff, mellow stuff, electronic noodling stuff, bumpin' stuff, folky stuff, shit-kickin' stuff, and all the musicians that those things describe. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::msprm name="wmode" value="tra

Movies:

American Beauty, Royal Tenenbaums, Dr. Strangelove, Breaking the Waves, Breakin', The Jerk, Raw, The Yes Men, American Splendor, Akira, White Lotus Cult, Puff the Magic Dragon. of course. Favorite of all time.

Television:

I am nonplussed by television pretty much, nowadays. I hold a candle to M*A*S*H, Three's Company, Robotech, Kids In the Hall, Mr. Show, Sifl and Ollie, Moonlighting, South Park, The Simpsons, ATHF, Arrested Development, and so on.

Books:

When Vonnegut goes "Listen." I do. Eco, Celine, Nabokov, any books that convolute the association between author, character and reader and occasionaly have dirty pictures.

Heroes:

The dr. The bird that hit Fabio in the face. C.H.U.Ds for just being who they are.

My Blog

Panned! I think...

  I eagerly awaited the Washington Post's review of our show Self-Accusation for a whole week. I noticed the reviewer last Saturday as we performed, jotting things down in her notebook and I admi...
Posted by Jerry on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:39:00 PST

Good times, all in good time!

Okay.  Wow.  Look, I'm "blogging"!  Been a while.  Can't make whole sentences.  Don't.  Know.  Why.  You know, I was just looking over my last few entries and I...
Posted by Jerry on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 01:13:00 PST

All I gotta do is act naturally

  I'm supposed to be in a movie for the DC 48-hour film festival.  Some friend of mine had been asking if I wanted to do it and it sounds like fun.  The premise is your team gets a rand...
Posted by Jerry on Fri, 04 May 2007 12:40:00 PST

My glasses fell off, I headbanged so hard!

  Yeah, Friday night was Battles.  I thought the place would be jammed but really it was about a third to half full.  RJD2 was playing that night too, so I understand not too many heads...
Posted by Jerry on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:01:00 PST

The Great Outdoors! (In small glass cases)

  Last weekend I went to the Natural History Museum in NY.  I'd never been and I guess there's one in DC, maybe I should go to that.  It's pretty gigantic so by the time we were too tir...
Posted by Jerry on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 12:33:00 PST

What are messages for???

So I was looking at some of the settings for my account and it has this thing to leave a little message if someone tries to send you a message while you are away. I imagined it was like when you're o...
Posted by Jerry on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 03:17:00 PST

You know the phrase "That's what I'm talking about"? Well, that's what I'm talking about

  When it snows out here you pretty much have a window of eight hours of when it's nice, everything is covered in this pure blanket and all is still until the next week after; you curse the shit ...
Posted by Jerry on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 11:57:00 PST

Go ahead and get knocked up!

  You can have your child and still not miss the opening of the proposed play I'm working on.  I was pretty surprised when we came back from a couple of weeks off and were discussing our reh...
Posted by Jerry on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 11:34:00 PST

Cookie party!!

A boozy baking party last weekend produced some master works. I think maybe the first paste job with the photos didn't really work, so I'm doing it again by directing everyone to flickr:..Hot damn!!...
Posted by Jerry on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 06:13:00 PST

Go there

  It's so crazy how close the end of the year is.  I've got three weekends left before I go home for a few weeks.  Leaving on the19th and staying until Jan. 7th.  Since I haven't b...
Posted by Jerry on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 12:13:00 PST