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artichoke hearts

you kids pay attention, Grampa's gettin ready to wrestle.

About Me

beneath my goody two shoes lie some very dark socks.

My Interests

I'm interested in looking really cool to people I don't know.

I'd like to meet:

inventor of the triscuit cracker.

Music:

I'm sorry, I can't hear anything over the sound of how awesome I am.

Movies:

bride of frank

Television:

latley I'm all about 1am reruns of "king of the hill". go figure. also, i fucking hate tyra banks

Books:

are pretty much my favorite things in the world.

Heroes:

Bob Saget

My Blog

constant vigilance

cant....cook......for....any....one.....else.........
Posted by artichoke hearts on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 12:20:00 PST

the what if factor

right now, my life is really friggin rad, so naturally I've begun poking philosophical holes in it. Wondering what direction my life could have taken, if I'd made just a few differ...
Posted by artichoke hearts on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 12:55:00 PST

I will expose your shitty "friends"

so they better be scared to answer my text messages.
Posted by artichoke hearts on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 01:44:00 PST

the wheeler sisters kick some wizard ass

oh hell yea we beat harry potter and the order of the phoenix on carolina's Wii. What a way to cap off a vacation, right? We were such a dynamic duo, Lina kicking draco malfoy's ass repeatedly and me ...
Posted by artichoke hearts on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 04:11:00 PST

apparently you can go home again, but is it a good idea?

wednesday, day one; vomit twice on airplane, have an attack of claustraphobia. shortpants, coco and i drink tea and paint weird shit on our toenails. have a drink later at a real shitty san pedro bar....
Posted by artichoke hearts on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:15:00 PST

notes on building a family

Craig and i bought a puppy today. The sweetest little blond lhasa apso ever! His name is beaumont. He looks like a precious dust mop and I love love love him. We tried to adopt a pet from our local an...
Posted by artichoke hearts on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 09:05:00 PST

about my fathers anus

I finally saw my dad today after hearing he had been diagnosed with colon cancer three months ago. He seemed really tired and uncomfortable, but he seemed well. thursday he had the surgery to rem...
Posted by artichoke hearts on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 10:55:00 PST

in case you noticed i was gone and were wondering where i went

from the top of mount tabor, our mid-city volcano, downtown looks like a handfull of sparkling jewels nestled in the most magical part of an enchanted forest. The trees are changing color an...
Posted by artichoke hearts on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 06:38:00 PST