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zachary adam evans

I have too many friends already. Piss off.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Funny Katz and mouse play with cheese map looking hole piles. From cheese holes mouse faces and cat heads emerge. A Maeusetrio is always welcome. But verflixter cheese, if three cats appear. First geht's according to the luck principle, which animals from the cheese look. With the professional variant one can turn its mouse luck to the good one.

Music:

Alright, I'm going to attempt this: joanna newsom, death from above 1979, modest mouse, missy elliott, o.d.b., please step out of the vehicle, the old 97's, the show is the rainbow, jay-z, dizzee rascal, the beatles, jimi hendrix, the queers, albert king, mf doom, don caballero, fiona apple, jawbreaker, the groovie ghoulies, the giddy-ups, justin timberlake, the mars volta, screeching weasel, towns van zandt, sly and the family stone, anything with matt freeman, muddy waters, deeee-light, the blues brothers, booker t and the mgs, anything that makes me dance (badly), bounce my head, or has an awesome bassline.

Movies:

Serenity tops the charts. but there's also the world's fastest indian, fubar, thank you for smoking, and anything staring mandy moore.

Television:

Dude. Buffy. Angel. Firefly. A bunch more, but could they even compare?

Books:

the Perks of Being a Wallflower, Another Roadside Attraction, Schrodringer's Cat, Summer of Love, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Philosophy: Fear and Trembling in Sunnydale, Like Hell, Weasels in a Box, Lost at Sea, Clutch. About a million more. Books are better than people, sometimes.

Heroes:

um. you know. people. people that do things. oh! also people that make stuff. I like people that do stuff and make things.

My Blog

mopedular: vol the gods have forsaken me.

Today, the gods forsake me. And I prolly deserved it. But I've learned my lesson, and errors will be rectified, of this I promise. Here's all the bad shit that happened to me:Woke up, and made the tre...
Posted by zachary adam evans on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 02:19:00 PST

mopedalist on a solo list, vol: where's my moped?

so I have no moped. there's been no mopeds for the last week, and it's driving me a bit crazy. I miss my fellow addicts, the people that are totally rad, and totally get the addiction. I even miss the...
Posted by zachary adam evans on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 09:07:00 PST

mopedular, vol. 2 ped + battlevan

oh, it's been a while. busy, busy bee. so my kinetic, my pride and joy, has been put through a lot this year. I've put 3,100 miles on it since July, which means I've been averaging 563.636363636363636...
Posted by zachary adam evans on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 01:34:00 PST

mopedalist, vol. retarded.

so let me start with this. i am no mechanical genius. i has some sort of problem with the real world where i have very little control manipulating it. being able to play music, being able to type, bei...
Posted by zachary adam evans on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 03:02:00 PST

mopedular, vol two.

day two: june 23rd, 06.today i headed to the bank to cash a check before work. and the cute girl wasn't working. the dude who is the mascot for the women's roller derby team was though, and he's prett...
Posted by zachary adam evans on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 03:51:00 PST

mopedular, vol one.

so, for those not in the know, i just got a moped, which i insanely think is a good way to commute the 16ish miles to way in the fuck and far gone, a.k.a. clackamus, where my work is. and since someth...
Posted by zachary adam evans on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 03:27:00 PST

fuck paper

ain't nothin gonna be alright,it's never gonna be alright, nothings ever gonna be alright,it's never gonna be.
Posted by zachary adam evans on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 05:58:00 PST

Ms. Norris T. Wagner Hates the Government

anyone who wants to dedicate their lives to telling other people how to live thier lives is obviously demented, and not to be trusted. the poor should be auditing the government, not the other way aro...
Posted by zachary adam evans on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 10:56:00 PST

m.m. lyrics blow me away sometimes...

Everything that keeps me together is falling apart/ive gotThis thing that I consider my only art of fucking people over.My boss just quit the job says hes goin out to find blindSpots and hell do it...
Posted by zachary adam evans on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 12:21:00 PST

the way of the gun

nine by nine and nine add nine, and you find this wine so bitter, as it rests upon my lips, as it settles in this stomach. and what of those who've known much better? and those who's eyes burn solomnl...
Posted by zachary adam evans on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 02:25:00 PST